Similarly, when it was time to get up one morning, I thought I got up, but then discovered I had only dreamed about getting up, and was in fact still asleep. Upon discovering that, I repeated the process. It took 5 iterations to actually get up that morning.
A nincompoop is not only an old fool, and its origin vastly predates anyone in this comic.
When I got Netflix, I binged on Mad Men; I watched about one season per week.
When I eat pancakes, I use fat-free syrup and sugar-free butter.
A bad fuel pump is not audible. (Neither is a good one.)
Left is right and right is wrong.
Surely it’s not that simple. There is a long calculation, in which there are many deductions from the price, but ultimately the deductions all disappear and the price is grossed up.
That last line sounds like something one of my flying instructors might have said, except that I would much rather have good altitude than good attitude.
Is this a pun on Dennis Brain?
I can think of a much better way, though it would involve removing the curlers.