It’s just freaking detergent…..
Sticks and stones make break one’s bones, but exaggerated marketing bullsh-t will not get that stubborn stain out.
Stick with the “Old and Diminished” formula. Suits your stage in life better.
“Fresh clothes are overrated”, says Pig-Pen from the “Peanuts”
That was the reason I stopped using ‘Tide’. I have a fear of drowning.
Funny how marketing works; you can buy a ‘Black Warrior’ pencil to write a grocery list, or an ‘AK-47’ to decimate the neighborhood.
Evidently those jokes that we saw being shipped came from Kansas because this one is corny.
Obviously the jokes never made it to Monty, maybe Moondog traded them for some beer? Jokes about detergent, I don’t think so.
The vocabulary might more incisive than the cleaning power.
What’s it do to the bearings in your washer? Lordy!
New and Improved just means they’ve increased the price and decreased the container size.
Kills colors and fabrics.
https://www.theonion.com/bounty-scientists-scream-as-experimental-paper-towel-ab-1848156780
Is it the new Crimson Tide?
Does seem a bit violent.
Knowing Monty, it’s not safe in the cub bards!
Is that a Garfield joke?
Isn’t that the stuff they used in the Alien movies for the creatures’ blood?
The American public would rather buy a products that “obliterates stain with patented dirt destroying technology” than a product than “cleans effectively”. It’s just marketing.
Go on and use the powerful stuff, Monty! Be a man about it!
Grumpy Old Guy over 2 years ago
It’s just freaking detergent…..
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
Sticks and stones make break one’s bones, but exaggerated marketing bullsh-t will not get that stubborn stain out.
Imagine over 2 years ago
Stick with the “Old and Diminished” formula. Suits your stage in life better.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
“Fresh clothes are overrated”, says Pig-Pen from the “Peanuts”
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
That was the reason I stopped using ‘Tide’. I have a fear of drowning.
Differentname over 2 years ago
Funny how marketing works; you can buy a ‘Black Warrior’ pencil to write a grocery list, or an ‘AK-47’ to decimate the neighborhood.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 2 years ago
Evidently those jokes that we saw being shipped came from Kansas because this one is corny.
F-Flash over 2 years ago
Obviously the jokes never made it to Monty, maybe Moondog traded them for some beer? Jokes about detergent, I don’t think so.
jel354 over 2 years ago
The vocabulary might more incisive than the cleaning power.
FassEddie over 2 years ago
What’s it do to the bearings in your washer? Lordy!
wrytercat over 2 years ago
New and Improved just means they’ve increased the price and decreased the container size.
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
Kills colors and fabrics.
mpolo11 Premium Member over 2 years ago
https://www.theonion.com/bounty-scientists-scream-as-experimental-paper-towel-ab-1848156780
Digital Frog over 2 years ago
Is it the new Crimson Tide?
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Does seem a bit violent.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Knowing Monty, it’s not safe in the cub bards!
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Is that a Garfield joke?
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Isn’t that the stuff they used in the Alien movies for the creatures’ blood?
nitromicro over 2 years ago
The American public would rather buy a products that “obliterates stain with patented dirt destroying technology” than a product than “cleans effectively”. It’s just marketing.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Go on and use the powerful stuff, Monty! Be a man about it!