Doesn’t always wearing red make him a Republican?
Perhaps he is a republican.
That doesn’t mean anything though, does it? I thought in the US red meant Republican?
He sure knows a lot for someone who still believes in Santa.
The red and white suit comes from a Norman Rockwell illustration for a Coca Cola ad. Red and white were the coke colors. Just an ad gone viral!!
Arlo did it years ago. https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/arloguthrie/thepauseofmrclaus.html
Even McConnell has to draw the line somewhere.
Santa’s involved in a global wealth redistribution program. Obviously a socialist!
The Pause of Mr Claus
Santa Claus has a red suit, he’s a communist
And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist
What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?
While I sympathize with Jarvis here, Young Master does make an interesting case. Maybe we should consider an in-depth investigation of Santa, his methods, and his real goals….
Conspiracy theories if heard long enough begin to have a kind of logic attached to them. Best not to listen as Jarvis is doing.
And distributes gifts to the populace at large. That’s communism (with a little “c”). When I was young and foolish I pointed out to my mother that Heaven sounded like the ideal communist society. Military moms aren’t big on fine alphabetic distinctions.
wow, he’s actually gone past Jarvis’ ability to tolerate him
He gives much more to rich children than poor children. Sounds like a capitalist politician.
Love your suit, Jarvis! :)
Seth MacFarlane implied that Santa was a Moslem.
And Santa is always giving handouts to non-corporate entities.
yeah, and all democrats are jackasses?
You’re Putin me on!
Jarvis. You know he has a point.
Hmm. Anyone remember this Arlo Guthrie song? Santa Clause has a red suit/ He’s a communist/ And a beard, and long hair/ Must be a pacifist/ What’s in the pipe that he’s smoking?/ Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night./ He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tight.
Better Red than Ded !