While I sympathize with Jarvis here, Young Master does make an interesting case. Maybe we should consider an in-depth investigation of Santa, his methods, and his real goals….
And distributes gifts to the populace at large. That’s communism (with a little “c”). When I was young and foolish I pointed out to my mother that Heaven sounded like the ideal communist society. Military moms aren’t big on fine alphabetic distinctions.
Hmm. Anyone remember this Arlo Guthrie song? Santa Clause has a red suit/ He’s a communist/ And a beard, and long hair/ Must be a pacifist/ What’s in the pipe that he’s smoking?/ Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night./ He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tight.
pwil3058 over 3 years ago
Doesn’t always wearing red make him a Republican?
tonypezzano over 3 years ago
Perhaps he is a republican.
Spoonbone over 3 years ago
Insubordination, Jarvis!
Randallw over 3 years ago
That doesn’t mean anything though, does it? I thought in the US red meant Republican?
Lucy Rudy over 3 years ago
He sure knows a lot for someone who still believes in Santa.
westcarleton over 3 years ago
Arlo did it years ago. https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/arloguthrie/thepauseofmrclaus.html
russef over 3 years ago
Even McConnell has to draw the line somewhere.
danielmkimmel over 3 years ago
Santa’s involved in a global wealth redistribution program. Obviously a socialist!
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 3 years ago
The Pause of Mr Claus
Santa Claus has a red suit, he’s a communist
And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist
What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
While I sympathize with Jarvis here, Young Master does make an interesting case. Maybe we should consider an in-depth investigation of Santa, his methods, and his real goals….
morningglory73 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Conspiracy theories if heard long enough begin to have a kind of logic attached to them. Best not to listen as Jarvis is doing.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
And distributes gifts to the populace at large. That’s communism (with a little “c”). When I was young and foolish I pointed out to my mother that Heaven sounded like the ideal communist society. Military moms aren’t big on fine alphabetic distinctions.
yangeldf over 3 years ago
wow, he’s actually gone past Jarvis’ ability to tolerate him
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Heresy!
amaneaux over 3 years ago
He gives much more to rich children than poor children. Sounds like a capitalist politician.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Love your suit, Jarvis! :)
dmagoon202ii over 3 years ago
Seth MacFarlane implied that Santa was a Moslem.
Daeder over 3 years ago
And Santa is always giving handouts to non-corporate entities.
vjorgensen54 over 3 years ago
yeah, and all democrats are jackasses?
Baucuva over 3 years ago
You’re Putin me on!
Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Jarvis. You know he has a point.
dtdbiz over 3 years ago
Hmm. Anyone remember this Arlo Guthrie song? Santa Clause has a red suit/ He’s a communist/ And a beard, and long hair/ Must be a pacifist/ What’s in the pipe that he’s smoking?/ Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night./ He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tight.
cosman over 3 years ago
Better Red than Ded !