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Well, that’s just grand…unless you wanna try upright…
Everybody wants some.
[long]A college kid is sitting at the bar when a gorgeous 50 year old woman comes over and asks to buy him a drink. She tells him that she’s a former dancer who does yoga everyday. She tells him of all the wild orgies she’s been to. The young man is about ready to explode when she whispers in his ear, ‘Have you ever done it with a mother and daughter at the same time?’
Soon they are in her house, and she has him naked as a jaybird. ‘Come on in, Mom! I got us a live one!’
She looks like Peter Parker’s Aunt May (from the old comic books, not the movie).
Just what Granny wanted for her birthday…a broken hip…
I hope the older lady got some lube for her birthday.
Forget it, Aggie. You had your birthday last week. And about a month before that, and …
Gasp! Nice try but I don’t THINK so!
Granny looks like Del McCoury in a dress.
Na na na na NA na.
I think the moment has passed, I suppose, for a long time, until after therapy. Thanks, Granny.
Someone’s been reading Aristophanes
Lucky him, he is in an open minded family!!!! Oh my !!!
It was a memorable all nighter; both got pregnant.
That will be an interesting threesome.
As Ernie Banks used to say, “let’s play two”.
“Sorry, only got enough good in me for one person. Check again next year…if you’re still around.”
As Benny Hill (My hero) sang, “They don’t yell, and they won’t tell, and they’re grateful as hell. Give me an older woman every time!”
Grannie’s motor has been running since the boys came back home…..in 1918.
8 to 88 and not dead over 48 hours. Open your birthday boxes ladies.
Did you bring enough presents for everyone?
“It never fails, here I am stuck between the entrance to heaven and an antique organ"…
Two birds with one stone!
Guy is sitting in a bar nursing a drink.
He strikes up a conversation with a woman that appears to be about 60.
Around closing time she asks him if he’d be interested in a threesome with a mother and daughter team.
He asks what is the age gap between the two women.
She says 35 years.
He figures sex with a 25 years old might be pretty good and he’d be able to stomach the 60 year old so he agrees.
He follows her home and as they enter her house she calls out, “MOM! Are you still awake?”
June 21, 2014