Herman by Jim Unger for March 07, 2021

Just watch where you step.

At least they speak the right language.

Did they fly past a thousand galaxies and millions of planets on their way to Earth? After flying past all that stuff, what’s so special about Earth?

Wait until they run into Endora…

WOOF. – That’s dog for “Hi, we’re your new chew toys”

He needs to work on his accent.

if only puppy dogs were in charge of running things, we’d have a far better place.

Whaaaa wen Wong?

Once again skewed perspective redirects the course of the future.

Now they need to translate “Take me to your cat”.

That’s what I call a “ruff” landing!

New squeeky toys.

Earth, where aliens lock their doors as they pass by

Well, they are in charge down here.

Of course they want to come here! Who’s a good Earthling?? You are!!

Earth is just mostly harmless. (Another Hitchhiker’s Guide reference)

Fleas are aliens?

At least you met the best creatures of the planet……

“Just remember little alien visitors, Dogs – Good! Cats – Bad!”

Two billion light years!?They’ve really unlocked some secrets.

One theory is that space ships are from mans future and coming back to check on us…

I hope they aren’t insulted if he smells their bottoms.

So this is what has been in the news lately

Could be worse. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy made reference to an invasion fleet which, due to a miscalculation in scale, was entirely swallowed by a small dog.

You can’t expect much more of humans.

Fetch me to your leader.

They’re greeting the better class of Earthling.