I am hoping Milford will cancel the rest of their sports seasons and tell the students to stay home during this pandemic. I think we could use a break from all of these lame story lines.
In all reality , you are a lazy pompous ass Rollins changing a part of your test, only a part, come on Rollins the students at Milford deserve better !Well at least 2 % of them do . Okay, Thorp I get it ,now GIT !
Rollins changes up the test every year. First, he switches questions 8 and 9. Then in question 4, he doubles the volume of each gas involved in the reaction. Done!
Gil has plenty of time on his hands now that state hoops tournament has been cancelled and baseball season delayed indefinitely. Summer story — Gil and Mimi at the state unemployment office.
Readers poll! Which of our main plots is more boring? The ineffective evil adult (Chet, various uncles, etc., though sometimes Marty!) or the ineffective evil kid (B Robby, Teddy DeMerit, etc.)?
Please don’t ask about Shuring.Or you will see the tear drops in my eyes, tears I can’t disguise. Can’t deny he lies, it’s true (Tru). Shuring’s through.
Chris doesn’t need to worry about any of this. Slow as this plot is moving he’ll already be through college before Gil finds out he really didn’t do anything.
Gil looked up “sleuthing” and didn’t like it, and went back to looking at the GIL mug sales figures. The “Beat the Chill, Drink With Gil” model is selling out on Etsy.
So if he changes part of the test, what’s the problem? Your old test is going to be out there! Change the whole damn thing you lazy jerk! And if it’s such a big deal, why don’t YOU look into it instead of having the freaking head of athletics investigate for some dumb reason?
And speaking of dumb reasons, you don’t need one to read today’s installment of Mopped Up Thorp.
TheBrownStarfish over 4 years ago
P1, As rumors circulate, Gil continues sleeping at his computer
P2, Ooo, don’t get on all snarky with Gil, Mr. Rollins. He’s been known to have people disappeared. Not that we’ll ever see you again, anyway.
P3, Uh-oh, will Alexa tell Gil about Mimi playing grab azz at practice?
Bucky over 4 years ago
I am hoping Milford will cancel the rest of their sports seasons and tell the students to stay home during this pandemic. I think we could use a break from all of these lame story lines.
Mr Reality over 4 years ago
In all reality , you are a lazy pompous ass Rollins changing a part of your test, only a part, come on Rollins the students at Milford deserve better !Well at least 2 % of them do . Okay, Thorp I get it ,now GIT !
Mr Reality over 4 years ago
P 4, I’m Prego ,in all reality . Whose the baby daddy , inquiring minds want to know ?
BikeMike over 4 years ago
Alexa…….Throw Chris under the bus with some made up story and secure your big V.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Rollins changes up the test every year. First, he switches questions 8 and 9. Then in question 4, he doubles the volume of each gas involved in the reaction. Done!
bearwku82 over 4 years ago
P1- Former State Champ Coach Gil mask offered by somewhat of popular demand! But wait! Act now. Buy one, get one free! S & H $5.95.
jslabotnik over 4 years ago
Chris Schuring cheating? Gil sleuthing? Readers sleeping
seismic-2 Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Gil continues his sleuthing.” Actually, Gil isn’t sure just what “sleuthing” really is, but at least it’s not “coaching”, so he’s all in for it!
Irish53 over 4 years ago
P 1: Gil continues his sleuthing but always has time for a little online porn first
Charks over 4 years ago
Gil has plenty of time on his hands now that state hoops tournament has been cancelled and baseball season delayed indefinitely. Summer story — Gil and Mimi at the state unemployment office.
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham over 4 years ago
Readers poll! Which of our main plots is more boring? The ineffective evil adult (Chet, various uncles, etc., though sometimes Marty!) or the ineffective evil kid (B Robby, Teddy DeMerit, etc.)?
Need coffee over 4 years ago
P1: While Gil is talking to Rollins, Robot Gil is at his desk, but his faceplate has started to separate.
P2: If he got 10 of 10 on the old questions but only 9 of 10 on the new ones, that’s all they’ll need to convict.
P3: I have an idea…by the way, do you know where the cafeteria keeps the whipped cream?
Bluedarter over 4 years ago
twainreader over 4 years ago
Please don’t ask about Shuring.Or you will see the tear drops in my eyes, tears I can’t disguise. Can’t deny he lies, it’s true (Tru). Shuring’s through.
hifirick1953 over 4 years ago
Rollins: I don’t change the questions just the answers, Most of these kids don’t know the real answer,
tcayer over 4 years ago
Will the investigation involve finding out how and why the dude got the test and shopped it around? Is HE in AP Chemistry?
wmac8898 over 4 years ago
I honestly don’t understand how this would be cheating even if Chris had examined the previous year’s test. It seems like a smart study tactic to me.
jslabotnik over 4 years ago
The late, great, Rowdy Roddy Piper: “Just when they think they know the answers, I change the questions”
tcar-1 over 4 years ago
Chris doesn’t need to worry about any of this. Slow as this plot is moving he’ll already be through college before Gil finds out he really didn’t do anything.
cuttersjock over 4 years ago
That isn’t Rollins in P2, that’s Captain Tom “Stinger” Jordan from Top Gun telling Gil his ego is writing checks his body can’t cash…
Bluedarter over 4 years ago
Gil looked up “sleuthing” and didn’t like it, and went back to looking at the GIL mug sales figures. The “Beat the Chill, Drink With Gil” model is selling out on Etsy.
Mopman over 4 years ago
So if he changes part of the test, what’s the problem? Your old test is going to be out there! Change the whole damn thing you lazy jerk! And if it’s such a big deal, why don’t YOU look into it instead of having the freaking head of athletics investigate for some dumb reason?
And speaking of dumb reasons, you don’t need one to read today’s installment of Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2020/03/13/looking-for-revenge/