In a breakthrough diplomatic move Vito from Goshen has been named by the State Department as the Official Betting Translator for Korean-American athletes. He’s on lesson two of Babble, and expects to be fluent in a week . His instructor keeps correcting him when he mentions dogs and meals in the same sentence.
Vito from Goshen doesn’t understand the concept of charity too well. He thought it was charity to not have those vape mooks shanked in juvie. The Big Board does let you bet on the new sport to be presented this semester. Early money is lacross, followed by hopscotch. Bert early and often.
Vito from Goshen has a new play on the Big Board. Vape-Inc. just put big money on the long, long odds of Rod being Rookie-of-the-year. ToBe bet his lunch money.
Vito from Goshen returns from a tour of the Ferrari factory and finds The Big Board has so many question marks! Little noticed small print on your betting slip says Don Vito keeps your money if you never find out who won, whatever the sport. Personally, I’m still wondering about that coach who got the the Carlisimo chokeout and nothing came of it. “I got a job for that kid, Vito said.”
This is a truly bad look, but I don’t think it will replace the Milford Friar Tuck look. I had that little bald spot cut into my scalp as a living tribute. Just tell them to give you The Milford.
Vito from Goshen congratulates all those who collected their winnings on the Death or Divorce First wager- from months ago! Meemaw was not going out before Bad Gil signed the papers. Em will collect her alimony check, go home and pull the plug and wave goodby to Meemaw, and get nine holes of golf in.
I’m assuming Mr. Martin is going to go full Latrelle Sprewell on Coach Perm in less than a minute. HvB will beat the assault case, saying Mr. Martin was overcome with chemical poisoning from hair gel.
In a breakthrough diplomatic move Vito from Goshen has been named by the State Department as the Official Betting Translator for Korean-American athletes. He’s on lesson two of Babble, and expects to be fluent in a week . His instructor keeps correcting him when he mentions dogs and meals in the same sentence.