Like Hank Hill, a Methodist.
P4-……Yeah. A galloping ghost. 1971 called Chet and wants those zip up ankle boots back.
That Bette Midler reference confirms you are the king of the spic ‘n span pail.
P3- The difference between Coach Matt Shaw and sinister Chet Ballard is that bleeding stab mark Chet took from celebratory head butting Charlie after the game.
Sure Mop. The Bleacher Report segment.
P1- Mop. Robin Meade does it every morning. Well, every morning she’s not on vacation.
Gil: You know what happens when you assume, don’t you Marty?
AHHHHHH, wham, bam thank you ma’am!
P1 & P3- Chet has Brad Hamilton, Manager at Mi-T-Mart, as an insured. Brad gave him a dozen Mi-T-Big paper bags from the Fall collection. What’s the plan? Stuff the paper bags with leaves, top each one off with a dog turd and light’em?
You loved Tiperello? Boulderdash! You have always been infatuated with the fleeting Shimura.
As Chet drove home a recent afternoon, he was passing the road hole at MCC, and took the sand trap rake for spite since his membership application was denied by G.M./Head Pro John Jawor for showing puts like characteristics.