Fan of all Washinton area sports teams. Soon to be moving to the beach in N.C.
P1, Like that makes a difference to you, Chet.
P2, The only thing fishy here is you.
P3, Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!
P1, Yeah, he hardly fumbled at all. Of course, a really good high school running back like Chance gets about 77 yards each quarter.
P2, Chet thinks, “I’ve got to find a way to get Chance off the team so Charlie will call me Dad.”
P3, Aren’t you a member of the school board, Chet? Couldn’t you have already checked on this?
P1, Charlie still looks like he’s about to fumble.
P2, A little interference never hurt anybody.
P3, And only 3 fumbles!
Yeah, that would have maybe made up for years of the Yankees beating up on the old Senators and then the new Senators if things end up going the Nats way.
So, I went to the Nationals game last night. I wasn’t sure I’d ever get to see a Washington team in the World Series. LET’S GO NATS! Okay, now back to our regular snarking.
P1, The ants gather around the drunken, slurring Marty Moon.
P2, That’s true, Gil especially in your case.
P3, Does that say MILFBRO on Chance’s shirt? SIGN MAN, where are you?
The only thing Marty blows up is the balloon after his latest DWI.
P1, Gil is the one that makes people disappear in this strip, and don’t you forget it!
P2, Did you ever think that maybe he might just a big, fast, dumb jock who failed a grade?
P3, Or maybe he was abducted by aliens and came back possessed with super speed.
Are you saying you found the Hadley story interesting because I think that’s where this is headed?
Chet sure doesn’t know much about Gil if he thinks he has to cheat just to finish second in The Valley.
P1, Leave it to Chet to use the useless rake.
P2, Are you implying that he “came out”, Chet?
P3, And was he fast and quiet then, too?
P1, Chet, for reasons unknown, decides to try to reenact American Gothic.
P2, He won’t call you “Dad” either, Chet.
P3, How about Tiki?