Fan of all Washinton area sports teams. Soon to be moving to the beach in N.C.
P1, Aluminum foil hats would be more appropriate for this bunch.
P2, Still not quite sure what one has to do with the other.
P3, Maybe Jocelynn will knit some batting helmets next.
P1, There’s really nothing like a good ho-made hat.
P2, I hereby decree that this story is even more absurd than the peacock story.
P3, Hat times ahead for the Milford softball team.
P1, We said we liked your hat on you, not us.
P2, Oh, you shouldn’t have. No really, you shouldn’t have.
P3, And a promising season ends when the entire team drops out of school.
P1, No wonder Jamila’s so good, she’s got 6 fingers!
P2, Mimi tries to disguise the fact that she’s one State Championship behind Gil.
P3, She knitted a State Championship Trophy?
P1, And me, I do imitations of “The Scream.”
P2, I thought being in this strip was.
P3, Why is Gil wearing stilts while holding a wine glass full of Hoo?
P1, So The Cow Judge has to supplement her income at craft shows?
P2, If only we were good at softball.
P3, I hope that means that they’re going to skip the rest of the year.
P1, You all just barely got past The Mighty Bunnies and this hat is the most exciting thing that happened today?
P2, Out of an old newspaper.
P3, Yeah, you don’t think anybody would actually sell something like this, do you?
P1, Unlike her big brother Big Ken, she actually made something happen.
P2, And to commemorate Palm Sunday. . .
P3, And for wearing that awful hat!
P1, It kind of looks like the pitcher is wearing a catchers mitt, too. And don’t most softball pitchers wear helmets with facemasks these days to protect against those comebackers?
P2, I was wondering if Linda would be able to stay awake this long.
P3, Not a good idea to have your foot in the middle of the bag there, 33. And wouldn’t it have been better if they were the Benson Burners?