Fan of all Washinton area sports teams. Soon to be moving to the beach in N.C.
P1, Alexa, that is not the kind of offensive I was talking about!
P2, Way to coach ’em up, Mimi.
P3, Susan looks like she got most of her fingertips lopped off in shop class.
P1, A young “The Joker” laughs at Chris Schuring’s game.
P2, That’s a pretty ugly misfire, Alexa.
P3, As long as my grades don’t start falling, I’m okay with that.
P1, So, now Chris is supposed to be the new Big Ken Brown?
P2, The hands, in this case are as large as the basketball court itself.
P3, Because you suck at it on the court!
P1, Chris Schuring drains his lizard then gets a layup blocked by the ceiling.
P2, So, is he retrieving or racking that oversized ball?
P3, But the good news, Chris is you’re first up in the showers!
P1, You’d think the “aggressive” Chris Schuring would at least give the defender an elbow.
P2, Tom “The Lobster Boy” Muench compensates well for his deformed left hand.
P3, So Chris and Alexa’s GPA and ppg are exactly the same? How will they break the tie?
He has to be the first baseman on their baseball team.
P1, He’ll be feeling lofahed soon enough.
P2, Oh, they’ll get him something in the showers alright.
P3, Same old game is exactly what he’s “edgy” about, ’Watha.
P1, Sounds like Gil should have had her on the football team. It wouldn’t be the first time.
P2, That child psychology crap might work on your husband but it won’t work on me!
P3, So she just has to average 4 ppg and she’ll have a perfect GPA? Great coaching job, Mimi! Did you learn that from Gil?
Anything to break that 40 point barrier.
I don’t know either but we’ll probably never see her again.