Fan of all Washinton area sports teams. Soon to be moving to the beach in N.C.
P1, Among the many options available for the Muench Mobile is the ant colony.
P2, Six more payments and this beautiful blue four-door luxury sedan is all mine!
P3, Aw, he’s taking a little Knappe. No wonder he’s always late.
Extra shower time?
P1, Tom must be a drinker seeing as he parked his beater in the middle of the road.
P2, You’d think The Mayor could afford a limo service, not these guys.
P3, So The Mayor is this year’s star player, I guess. This already sounds stupid.
P1, Why is Chris giving his girlfriend the finger?
P2, Is Alexa holding a drink or her phone?
P3, So Rubin and Whigham spent months setting up what Stephan Pastis raps up in a few panels on a daily basis. Bring Rat in to club these two to death and bring on baseball.
P1, Um Chris, where’s this promised girlfriend. Or did you mean the loofa?
P2, Tufts sh*t for you, Chris.
P3, Alexa, I think each school has their own valedictorian. Genius!
Games 3 and 6 are almost too tough for first-round matchups.
P1, Nice zits there, Alexa!
P2, Chris seems to suspect what we all already thought about Alexa and Phoebe.
P3, Alexa’s complexion suddenly clears up as she realizes her longtime dream of going to the prom with the smartest guy in the room is dashed.
Marty only had to broadcast one girl’s game during the pirate radio season.
P1, And once she saw me undressed she laughed and said, “It’s only that big? I’m outta here!”
P2, Friendzoned, at best, Chris.
P3, My God, could we actually have baseball start by what would have been Opening Day? A sacred miracle!
P1, Chris, “Oh, good, F-off then!”
P2, So how about cohabitating, then? Hamana, hamana!
P3, So, whatta you say, let’s hit the showers!