Fan of all Washinton area sports teams. Soon to be moving to the beach in N.C.
P1, That $500 13th round draft pick bonus money is burning a hole in Tru(e)’s pocket.
P2, I was on a football scholarship, no classes for me.
P3, So, Gil is Mimi’s new pool boy?
P1, Dusty? It’s been 4 days since Tru(e) last threw you one in the dirt.
P2, Tru(e) and Gil just can’t get enough of the glory days.
P3, Sure, unless I stop at Swifty Mart between now and then.
P1, Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
P2, Low mileage arm, high 90’s fastball and below-average intelligence. The kid can’t miss!
P3, So, Gil wouldn’t let The Mayor use Milford’s field for his pizza party but he’s fine with whatever this is?
P1, Um, you never got on the field, Tru(e).
P2, Unlike you. . .
P3, Is he the one that taught you the slider?
P1, At least Corina protected her balls.
P2, Now all she has to do is adjust enough to make that look like a strike.
P3, You’re a strong man Standish. Maybe a bit too strong.
P1, Who I just formally met for the first time myself.
P2, And if you think you’re going to brush my chest, buster, you better think again!
P3, Suddenly, Gil meets his new tight end but with his years of coaching wisdom he decides to make her the kicker because she’s a . . . Catcher!
Johnny Two Times.
P1, The Thorp kids don’t make that in a year between them.
P2, I’ve got the place.
P3, So Corina is a smartass just like Boo. Tru(e) is already smitten.
She hasn’t been seen in so long it might be her and Gil certainly would never recognize her.
P1, The faculty parking lot is usually empty, especially on game days.
P2, Wait until she moves to Milford.
P3, WTF are you going on about, Corina?