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Fan of all Washinton area sports teams. Soon to be moving to the beach in N.C.

Recent Comments

  1. about 22 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    P1, Among the many options available for the Muench Mobile is the ant colony.

    P2, Six more payments and this beautiful blue four-door luxury sedan is all mine!

    P3, Aw, he’s taking a little Knappe. No wonder he’s always late.

  2. about 22 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    Extra shower time?

  3. 2 days ago on Gil Thorp

    P1, Tom must be a drinker seeing as he parked his beater in the middle of the road.

    P2, You’d think The Mayor could afford a limo service, not these guys.

    P3, So The Mayor is this year’s star player, I guess. This already sounds stupid.

  4. 4 days ago on Gil Thorp

    P1, Why is Chris giving his girlfriend the finger?

    P2, Is Alexa holding a drink or her phone?

    P3, So Rubin and Whigham spent months setting up what Stephan Pastis raps up in a few panels on a daily basis. Bring Rat in to club these two to death and bring on baseball.

  5. 5 days ago on Gil Thorp

    P1, Um Chris, where’s this promised girlfriend. Or did you mean the loofa?

    P2, Tufts sh*t for you, Chris.

    P3, Alexa, I think each school has their own valedictorian. Genius!

  6. 5 days ago on Gil Thorp

    Games 3 and 6 are almost too tough for first-round matchups.

  7. 6 days ago on Gil Thorp

    P1, Nice zits there, Alexa!

    P2, Chris seems to suspect what we all already thought about Alexa and Phoebe.

    P3, Alexa’s complexion suddenly clears up as she realizes her longtime dream of going to the prom with the smartest guy in the room is dashed.

  8. 6 days ago on Gil Thorp

    Marty only had to broadcast one girl’s game during the pirate radio season.

  9. 7 days ago on Gil Thorp

    P1, And once she saw me undressed she laughed and said, “It’s only that big? I’m outta here!”

    P2, Friendzoned, at best, Chris.

    P3, My God, could we actually have baseball start by what would have been Opening Day? A sacred miracle!

  10. 8 days ago on Gil Thorp

    P1, Chris, “Oh, good, F-off then!”

    P2, So how about cohabitating, then? Hamana, hamana!

    P3, So, whatta you say, let’s hit the showers!