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Fan of all Washinton area sports teams. Soon to be moving to the beach in N.C.

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  1. 1 day ago on Gil Thorp

    P1, Actually, pretty good for a reform school girl.

    P2, So, she’s way too smart to be going to Milford.

    P3, I hope we get to see Gil teaching Mimi’s 4th-period girl’s gym class, but why didn’t Mimi just ask CK to teach the class. She does everything else at the school.

  2. 2 days ago on Gil Thorp

    P1, Wow, Pedro’s is really that long, Coach?

    P2, Gil just doesn’t respond to my nagging anymore so you’re it.

    P3, So, being a smartass doesn’t mean you’re actually smart? Are R&W taking a less than subtle jab at us snarkers?

  3. 3 days ago on Gil Thorp

    P1, So, now that they suddenly agree on everything will they both get on the board? (Bored)

    P2, Aw, too bad. If you hurry over, I’ve got a little something- something for you.

    P3, This is definitely not how Mopman showed him how to shine floors.

  4. 4 days ago on Gil Thorp

    P1, No, have you?

    P2, Pies great!Less filling!WTF are these two idiots going on about?

    P3, Can we get to the pie now?

  5. 5 days ago on Gil Thorp

    P1, But we’ve decided to pick CK so that Mrs. Thorp will stop nagging her to go to college.

    P2, This is how government works (Dis)Abel(d). You have to spend your entire budget to get more money the next year. Look that up on your handheld library.

    Oh, and it looks like Insane Zane has 6 fingers on each hand. Perfect for tapping some keys on those library computers (Un)Abel wants to do away with.

    P3, More pie!

  6. 5 days ago on Gil Thorp

    Does that mean Kaylie will have to wait another year to get off the driving range?

  7. 6 days ago on Gil Thorp

    P1, Mo from the diner hasn’t shown up with the pies yet.

    P2, Gil had on a brown suit last Thursday, then a red jacket on Friday and now his suit is blue. He goes through more costume changes than Cher.

    P3, It’s a wonder Gil even knows who you are since he shows up to coach so little.

  8. 8 days ago on Gil Thorp

    P1, Now we know why Insane Zane’s hair is such a mess as he scrapes his head on the ceiling.

    P2, Um, everybody has taken sides against your dad, Katy!

    P3, And (Unst)Abel has none!

  9. 8 days ago on Gil Thorp

    Yeah, I’m still waiting to see Vic and his harem at the prom. Of course, I’m also still waiting to find out what Kaz said to The Mayor last year.

  10. 9 days ago on Gil Thorp

    P1, Insane Zane is more crosseyed than Shaq. No wonder he has trouble throwing strikes.

    P2, (Irasc)Able is ready for his big moment of glory.

    P3, It’s Friday and there’s only one more day this week for some giant hand panels. Mimi’s got some fat sausage fingers, doesn’t she?