Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for March 13, 2020

P1, As rumors circulate, Gil continues sleeping at his computer

P2, Ooo, don’t get on all snarky with Gil, Mr. Rollins. He’s been known to have people disappeared. Not that we’ll ever see you again, anyway.

P3, Uh-oh, will Alexa tell Gil about Mimi playing grab azz at practice?

I am hoping Milford will cancel the rest of their sports seasons and tell the students to stay home during this pandemic. I think we could use a break from all of these lame story lines.

In all reality , you are a lazy pompous ass Rollins changing a part of your test, only a part, come on Rollins the students at Milford deserve better !Well at least 2 % of them do . Okay, Thorp I get it ,now GIT !

P 4, I’m Prego ,in all reality . Whose the baby daddy , inquiring minds want to know ?

Alexa…….Throw Chris under the bus with some made up story and secure your big V.

Rollins changes up the test every year. First, he switches questions 8 and 9. Then in question 4, he doubles the volume of each gas involved in the reaction. Done!

P1- Former State Champ Coach Gil mask offered by somewhat of popular demand! But wait! Act now. Buy one, get one free! S & H $5.95.

Chris Schuring cheating? Gil sleuthing? Readers sleeping

“Gil continues his sleuthing.” Actually, Gil isn’t sure just what “sleuthing” really is, but at least it’s not “coaching”, so he’s all in for it!

P 1: Gil continues his sleuthing but always has time for a little online porn first

Gil has plenty of time on his hands now that state hoops tournament has been cancelled and baseball season delayed indefinitely. Summer story — Gil and Mimi at the state unemployment office.

Readers poll! Which of our main plots is more boring? The ineffective evil adult (Chet, various uncles, etc., though sometimes Marty!) or the ineffective evil kid (B Robby, Teddy DeMerit, etc.)?

P1: While Gil is talking to Rollins, Robot Gil is at his desk, but his faceplate has started to separate.

P2: If he got 10 of 10 on the old questions but only 9 of 10 on the new ones, that’s all they’ll need to convict.

P3: I have an idea…by the way, do you know where the cafeteria keeps the whipped cream?

P4:“It’s State Champion Thorp, not just Mister Thorp to you and everyone else.”

Please don’t ask about Shuring.Or you will see the tear drops in my eyes, tears I can’t disguise. Can’t deny he lies, it’s true (Tru). Shuring’s through.

Rollins: I don’t change the questions just the answers, Most of these kids don’t know the real answer,

Will the investigation involve finding out how and why the dude got the test and shopped it around? Is HE in AP Chemistry?

I honestly don’t understand how this would be cheating even if Chris had examined the previous year’s test. It seems like a smart study tactic to me.

The late, great, Rowdy Roddy Piper: “Just when they think they know the answers, I change the questions”

Chris doesn’t need to worry about any of this. Slow as this plot is moving he’ll already be through college before Gil finds out he really didn’t do anything.

That isn’t Rollins in P2, that’s Captain Tom “Stinger” Jordan from Top Gun telling Gil his ego is writing checks his body can’t cash…

Gil looked up “sleuthing” and didn’t like it, and went back to looking at the GIL mug sales figures. The “Beat the Chill, Drink With Gil” model is selling out on Etsy.

So if he changes part of the test, what’s the problem? Your old test is going to be out there! Change the whole damn thing you lazy jerk! And if it’s such a big deal, why don’t YOU look into it instead of having the freaking head of athletics investigate for some dumb reason?

And speaking of dumb reasons, you don’t need one to read today’s installment of Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2020/03/13/looking-for-revenge/