December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
That’s a new reason not to move.
as if Jon or Odie (or even Nermal) will bring you food from the fridge and pantry, Garfield, while you’re sitting down for eternity
I make the geezer grunt getting into the chair, too.
It’s still better making that thud sound as you fall forward out of the chair.
[Foghorn Leghorn voice] I say, I say, I resemble that remark!
That time of the year is almost here Garfield. There’s no escaping it.
Garfield is going to have to get out of the chair eventually.
Oh do I ever resemble that remark…
I’m a groan-up, too.
Followed by my knees cracking like someone playing with bubble wrap.
This happens to all of us when we get old.
I’ve been pretty much stuck in my recliner since I broke my ankle 4 weeks ago. It’s gotten way past boring.
My grandfather was an immigrant from Eastern Europe, so his “geezer grunt” was to say “Ježiš Mária a Jozef”, but quietly, so as not to be rebuked by my very religious grandmother.
Unfortunately you can’t stay in the chair for the whole day, what if you need to use the restroom
I resemble that remark.
Who are you calling OLD!!!
Lots of old guy jokes this week. I’m guessing his birthday is coming up?
well just learn to not do the grunt like a grown up kitty admitting your age…IF you can.
Yes he is getting old and has a birthday in less than a week!
Garfield’s turning the big 44.
I’m with you, Garfield. With my birthday coming up, I’m considering using a leaf blower to blow out my candles.
Yeah, my dad had one of those low rockers that he had for years, but a few years back, he started having trouble getting out of it, so we got him a rocking recliner.
Another getting old joke, I think Jim might be feeling extra elderly this week.
Garfield be doin that all day.Just watch tv my guy, you getting old :)
Comic Rating: 8/10 (birthday stuff yay)
Yes, quit picking on me!
5 days left until Garfield’s birthday.
That would be even funnier if there wasn’t so much truth to it.
Ya, be nice folks. We don’t make those sounds because we want to… you yung’ns, yer day is coming, too.
What other excuses will Garfield make, to stay in his chair ?
Garfield is not happy about turning 44.
I heard of Lazyboy chairs, but not Lazy cat chairs.
Gabe Kaplan, in an episode of Welcome Back, Kotter, after getting out of bed one morning and letting out a considerable groan: “Oh no! That’s my father’s noise!”
One nurse called mine old man noises.
relatable, everything creaks and cracks.
The only #oldgeezer that I know is the defeated former president Fraudo Baggins. #hewhoshallbenamed :)