FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 19, 2022

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  7 months ago

    Can the depression, Roger. It’s not going to make you feel better.

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    monkeysky  7 months ago

    Ah, but the classmate doesn’t have any kids, does he? I think I forgot the point I was trying to make.

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    zekepotato  7 months ago

    Roger no longer has an “Adoring” wife.

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    cdillon85  7 months ago

    Remember, this is the same loving husband who gave his wife a spatula for Valentine’s Day; prompting her to point out why none of the children had birthdays in November.

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    Olddog04  7 months ago

    Just shut up. SHUT UP!!!!

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    dflak  7 months ago

    Ah those rich guys. I remember a line from the movie, “Pretty woman.”

    “My ex-wife is living in my ex-house with my ex-dog.”

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    tripwire45  7 months ago

    I won’t say what I’m thinking about that the supermodel girlfriend does that Andy is too “proper” to do.

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    cpiller Premium Member 7 months ago

    I know it is said that money can’t buy happiness, but I would really love the chance to disprove that statement.

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    MacII  7 months ago

    Roger, you’ve lost “adoring”, at this point cut your losses before you gain “the sofa”.

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    kamoolah  7 months ago

    Roger finally realizes he and his family are white trash.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member 7 months ago

    If the supermodel can cook, Roger has a point.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member 7 months ago

    And yet, Roger, how many classmates star in a comic strip?

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    Teto85 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Could be worse. Roger could be one of the 6 QBs drafted before Tom Brady. Oh, wait.

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    mindjob  7 months ago

    Reminds me of a newer twilight zone episode where two guys trade places. One guy thinks he has it made with the other guys former model girlfriend, until she and her new boyfriend plan his ouster. His old housewife looks really good at that point

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    kauri44  7 months ago

    I wonder whether the guy just made up all of those attributes on his reunion update page.

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    USN1977  7 months ago

    Be very careful about nothing but glowing remarks about others. There is more to the story.

    The brighter the picture, the darker the negative.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 7 months ago

    Scaramanga had all those things too Roger, look where he ended up!

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    bandidoirlandes  7 months ago

    might have chuckled in 2001 not laughing in 2022! wasnt funny in 2001!!!

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    einarbt  7 months ago

    The first thing I noted was how fleeting the ‘adoring’ was in the ‘adoring wife’ same as other readers I see from the comments. Wonder what else might be fleeting?

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    fredmcfly  7 months ago

    Notice that she didn’t say “loving wife”

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