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Guard Duck: How's it going, sir? Pig: Not good, l'il Guard Duck. I'm having friends over for lunch and I can't get the mayonnaise lid loose. Noise: BLAM!! Guard Duck: It's loose now, sir. Pig: Well, now, that's a handy-dandy kitchen device.
killacowinWA about 12 years ago
Well, if one method doesn’t work, might as well try another. This is kind of overkill though, wouldn’t you say?
Phatts about 12 years ago
… ok, now close it again …
kittylover2 about 12 years ago
Well it got the lid off BUT now the mayo is unusable it’s filled with glass shards.
DuHhozr about 12 years ago
Krafty!
margueritem about 12 years ago
Guard Duck doesn’t mess around, but gets right down to it.
boreas2 about 12 years ago
homer simpson taught guard duck how to use a gun
corzak about 12 years ago
Guard Duck is back from Tibet? He apparently failed to achieve the bodhicitta enlightenment. Otherwise he would not be blowing away condiment jars.
arye uygur about 12 years ago
I knew someone like that: No matter what the problem was, he would fix it! The problem was that the item would no longer be of use. Once he split a cutting board in half with a karate chop, trying to kill a mouse.
jofish10 about 12 years ago
It looks like Guard Duck is giving Ron Popeil a run for his money.
rincon2010 about 12 years ago
Somebody higher up the chain didn’t appreciate the baby walker/beer thread, huh?
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
No kitchen should be without a loaded .45 revolver! It’s a universal tool for opening stubborn containers, or offing stubborn complainers….
lastangelman about 12 years ago
If Pickles wins the Ruben instead of Pearls I’m gonna’ throw up nonstop for thirty seven seconds
chris_weaver about 12 years ago
If you’re leaving the room together, don’t ask LGD to kill the light!
JGordonFan24 about 12 years ago
I wonder if Guard Duck has a license to operate that jar opener?
the burser about 12 years ago
ahhhhh! the uses of the household revolver.
crobinson019 about 12 years ago
LGD reminds me so much of Mauldin’s Willie and Joe.
starlilies about 12 years ago
Bummer, I hate mayo in my glass…
peabodyboy about 12 years ago
I subscribe to the “It’s ok if no one steps in it” rule at my house.
rshive about 12 years ago
You too can get your universal jar opener for only $19.95 from Ronco! Order yours now!
finale about 12 years ago
Send it to the mayo clinic.
corzak about 12 years ago
" . . . the five second rule . . . "F6F5Hellcat is correct . . . there is NO “5-second rule”. Bacteria attach to food that hits the ground – instantly.On the other hand, far too many of us are far too germ-aphobic. We’re continuously surrounded and bathed by massive oceans of microbes – inside and out – and our bodies and immune systems are not just adapted to operating in a dense microbial environment, but dependent on it. So @morosemoose is correct also. Go ahead and eat it.
Digital Frog about 12 years ago
Don’t worry about contamination – a quick trip to the Mayo clinic and it will be fine.
route66paul about 12 years ago
The mayo jar wasn’t even wearing a hoodie.
cvdemers about 12 years ago
Reminds me of the mantras of a couple of military acquaintances:(Ranger) – If a sledge hammer fails, use a bigger hammer.(Logistics) – You can air-drop anything… once.
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 12 years ago
Oh sure, blam the gun not the shooter…Remember – guns don’t open mayo jars – guard ducks do . . . ☻
Packratjohn Premium Member about 12 years ago
What the Hell,man? I’m trying hard to catchup.
tigre1 about 12 years ago
Some of those big old clunky heavy-duty revolvers are good for hammering and prying, and you can still use them for quietus.Having attained a certain level of inwardness, one notices how functional tools are. The mind among them…
rondo1 about 12 years ago
what else is pig going to use that gun for. he did say thats a handy kitchen device
GypsyWoman about 12 years ago
Guard Duck and Snuffles the terrorist cat are the best characters. No pansy, wish-washy talking….just action.
bmonk about 12 years ago
And don’t ask LGD to toss the salad. He may toss in a pinapple. After removing the little ring.
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
We used a P-38 to open cans in the army, but a .38? Too much collateral damage.
agila333 about 12 years ago
Hey Kevin, don’t be barfing all over the place. Just send lil’ guard duck over to take care of those two old farkies.
Alms4Thorby about 12 years ago
I guess the Zen training didn’t take.
librarymom about 12 years ago
This is why you use copper jacketed ammo and plastic mayo jars. Of course the bullet will more than likely lodge in one of the cabinet doors. :{)
rf_eq about 12 years ago
Best is a brand of mayonnaise. It’s called Hellmann’s in part of the country. I like it better so I tried to make a little pun.
jscala about 12 years ago
But, can it core a apple ??
iLOVEbacon about 12 years ago
The Duck is soooooooooooooo funny lookin’ (yeah, i know i spelled “so” wrong) but how could he be in the military?!?!
iLOVEbacon about 12 years ago
but LGD is reallyreallyreally cute.
Mr. Majestyk about 12 years ago
Wait till you see him slice the bread.
JDHD about 12 years ago
A tribute to Gallagher?
Hoodude about 12 years ago
Rinpoche approves..
codedaddy about 12 years ago
Ah sorry the link seems not to copy. Just Google P-38 fighter and the images should show. Love those old aircraft.
rugeirn about 12 years ago
Good ol’ Li’l Guard Duck. Always there to lend a helping handgun.
cmp9969 Premium Member about 12 years ago
MARINE CORPS!!!! I knew Li’l Guard Duck was a Marine…after all he is a threat on land, in air and at sea!!!! Semper Fi, Li’l Guard Duck!
comicgal10 about 12 years ago
That works
jblank13 about 12 years ago
Why doesn’t Guard Duck have an M9, or an M1911 variant? It would seem more likely if he is using army weapons.
cub about 12 years ago
“i love you, Kitchen Gun!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9froOhQ6Vb8
KatP Premium Member over 11 years ago
I guess it’s handy if you want to have to scrape the mayo off of the counter in order to use it.
comicsnerd74 about 9 years ago
And probably handy to shoot Pastis, in case he makes his bad pun again!
dabombdgdjr over 3 years ago
well the lids loose but so is the mayo
Kirbo about 3 years ago
kitchen gun meme time
*real* Guard Duck over 2 years ago
Thumbs up to that
Pyroshark Gaming almost 2 years ago
Kitcen gun return
alantain 11 months ago
Guess the retreat didn’t take. Or gunplay is the new form of meditation.