Rule number one: Check out the toilet for toilet paper before you settle in.
I absolutely AGREE with Ruthie: I HATE mushrooms!
At least he took his shoes off when he put his feet on the furniture.
I used to have my answering machine say, “I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone, I’m feeding my pet boa conscrictor…” Then I found a lot of callers were trying to make dental appointments. It turned out a dental clinic had a similar number to mine. In frustration I visited the dental clinic and asked the receptionist, “What kind of dentist would have a pet boa conscrictor?” The receptionist showed me the waiting area where there were several aquariums with large snakes.
Did you know there’s a diner on the Grand Concourse in the Bronx just north of Fordham Rd. called “Corky’s Diner”? Did it take its name from Gasoline Alley?
Actually, the leaves would do more good as mulch for Earl’s garden.
Happy birthday, Jan
Good morning, Villagers. I forgot to mention that last week a friend from Azerbaijan came to the USA with his wife and toddler daughter. I haven’t seen him for 15 years. Last Saturday he and his family came to visit me and we had a very nice time.
Hello Villagers. I still couldn’t find our “meeting place en espanol.” If it’s Foxtrott en espanol, there are NO comments there, so let me put my comments here, if it’s not too late in the day: REX MORGAN MD: I hope, I hope, I hope, that the mugger is not Johnnie’s father resurrected from the dead. Johnnie is so happy living with the Morgans, he doesn’t need his biological father.
If Earl always has to drive Opal to the fabric store why does Opal have to “park” the car outside?