Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 01, 2012

Im thinking, two birds,one stone.

the conspiracy of the hunted. yyyyyyup.

Of course he won’t, It’s an election year.

Well, I was down at the county hall yesterday, and the notice board did have a small piece of paper saying that the Vogons are running an expressway through our part of the solar system. Gives us until Thursday to pack up our stuff and find a new squat. The deadline for filing an appeal was May 21, 2011. Been nice knowing you guys. Better luck next time.

thanks for all the fish

the answer is 42 by the way

Resistance is useless.

Death to Vogons… or Vegans… whatever.

Maybe they’ll like my poetry:O freddled gruntbuggly/ Thy micturations are to me/ As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee/ That mordiously hath bitled out its earted jurtles/ Into a rancid festering…Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustules/ Are splurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts/ And living glupules frat and slipulate/ Like jowling meated liverslime/ Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes/ And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles/ Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

just make sure you have your towel…and your babelfish.

I thought the saying was “Resistance is feudal.”

Good thing I know how to cook: yet another incentive for the cooks on the vogon ship to let me hitch a ride. The main reason being to piss off the vogons.

Let’s see….towel…babelfish…where is my electronic thumb device? Oh wait…time for a bit of zapping! ;)

Have a blast….while you last.

Occupy Humanity – We Are The 99.999999473684210526315789473684%!(And that only includes the known species).

Aaaaannndddd….cue the religio-political crowd screaming about the liberal nonsense in 5…4…3…2…Meh…happy New Year anyway, everyone! Maybe, to quote Colonel Sherman T. Potter, “May she be a damn sight better than last year.”

Well at least the New Year started off right, with Lucy & Danae.

In a heavy centurion echoed voice,“Time Wave Zero”!!!

re-electing any of the crop of kings, queens and court jesters we have in office will result in the complete feudal-ization of america

Hey, don’t stop celebrating yet – I have a whole fresh vat of gargle blasters mixed up. Grab a hose and start drinking.

The best laid plans of mice…

I’m NOT looking forward to the election!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

at least Mr. Miller didn’t say anything about that damn calender…happy, happy, happy new year.

Yeah. What makes us think that we are going to escape this mess that easily?

If you have nothing to do for a while:I know that this is ridiculously long.But I thought some of you might enjoy it, or know someone else who would enjoy it.

Stephen Colbert interviews Neil Degrasse Tyson: 1hr 24 minutes skip the first 6 minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YXh9RQCvxmg

I was going to get up, but you folks have convinced me to sleep this year off!!!

The source? Ah . . . from the horse’s mouth!

That’s true. The earth would recover very well in the long haul if there were no people around.

2011 Don’t leave with a frown Be glad this one’s over And you’re not the one dealing with elections!

Happy New Year! Happy, New Year? :)

If the Borg in question is Seven of Nine, “resistance is futile” in spades. :)

“Everyone who thinks it’s the end of the worId soon is dumb”.Almost, but not quite. Someone who thinks they know “it’s the end of the world soon” is dumb…the point is, you can’t know any such thing. But “the end of the world” is never more than a heartbeat away for any one of us, so it’s only sensible to live your life and enjoy it with that fact (and it is a fact) in mind. (That, by the way, is the gist of the opening of Jesus’ Olivet Discourse to his disciples. Until you get that much, little of what else he has to say will register.)

The true Liberal mindset exposed: humans are bad.All that self-loathing must be a terrible burden.

Besides a ‘Happy new Year’ to y’all my comment on the comments is taken from Danae "uh.., wha….?, wow….really?

If karma does exist, humanity, with its offshore drilling, trawl nets, and DDT, is in for some SERIOUS payback.

Happy New End of the World

Many Happy Times in the forthcoming 2012.

Each day is the end of the world as we know it. So enjoy your towel and babel fish and Vogon poetry, look for the absurdity in the mundane and keep moving forward. Happy New Year to all and thanks, Mr. Miller, for giving me something to look forward to each day.

jes tell them there is still hope….not always wishful thinking….present company made such a mess all these years…time for …….. Yes!

why do you say that on every page/

I’m waiting for the year of the bear to be the “end”, well, except for those who look the wrong way before stepping in front of a bus.

I was doing to use “Don’t Panic.”

“I think you ought to know I am feeling very depressed.”

Lucy that’s what you get with people programmed with “GPP.”

Regularly I have some very serious doubts about the [self-proclaimed] most intelligent species. I thing Wiley hit the nail on the head. I agree with Lucy.

It’s futilly feudal.

Of interest, was discussing this just today. The reference to “World” has never meant the planet. It has only been adapted as such as a slang term. In Biblical terms, it has always referred to the people, or more specifically, anyone who is not a part of God’s People, that will be destroyed.

We have come so much to think that just because something has become a commend belief that it must be true, when it is just society being led down a path.

I’m chalking up the whole “Mayan Calendar” thing to the same end-of-the-world hysteria that Halley’s Comet, the Millerites, and countless others have predicted that never came true. Besides, I keep hearing contradictory dates: Dec. 21 or 22, or even the first week of Jan. 2013. The prophecy isn’t the end of the world per se but the end of the fifth incarnation of it. What that even means is open to speculation.

In every generation there have been those who thought they were seeing the End Times. Who knows? Maybe eventually some will turn out to be right. As it says in the Fine Print, “Past performance is no guarantee of future results.”

Again, though, it’s just part of human nature. As children we eventually come to terms with the idea that the world chugged merrily along before we got here, but that it will chug just as merrily once we’re gone is harder to accept. We can easily see how the Past led to the Present, but lacking documentary evidence for the Future we have a tendency to look at our own era and say “I guess we’ve gone about as far as we can go.” So if The World With Me In It is in fact the culmination of the Great Design, what can follow but destruction? It’s either that or stasis and stagnation, and that offends our sense of narrative.

I thought of Roger Zelazny’s “Unicorn Variations”, which he wrote to sell three times. But a good story all the same.

Wow, lots of comments, unfortunately, don’t have time to read them. Have many here and at DailyInk to catch up on or I would. Just want to say to Wiley, this is a nice one, and the artistry is Great! Have a Happy New Year, sir!

Dudes, the world ended years ago, we are obviously in heaven now. Enjoy it! As John Dawson wrote, “We live in the garden of Eden now, Don’t know why we want to tear the whole place down…”

I don’t that prey animals much care whether they are killed for sport or for food.

MMMMM Animals we hunt for food. Tasty!!