Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 02, 2012

Not doing well, Goat. Not doing well.

Wasn’t someone dying during Bingo how PBS stared in the first place?

“Ok, under the ‘G’, 46…. right now, or the old lady gets it …capisce?”

Proginoskes — that’s the first one in the present Gocomics archive.

The first one ever is posted right now on Stephan’s blog, in honor of the 10th anniversary of PB4S last Friday.

just give him a beta blocker…

Hey, bingo is a contact sport!

Play it smart, Grannie, and form the alliance! The duck plays for keeps, and that RPG ain’t a toy!

“Watashi no haato ga nusumareta……”

Under the O: Oh excrement.

I know it’s off topic, but subject to request, I also have a copy of ’Men’s Rules For Dealing With Women’ I could post should anyone be interested?.Don’t wish to hog the column with an off-topic wholly unsanctioned…

I thought Bingo was a dog-o.

“War is the continuation of Bingo by other means” – Clausewitz

What did Dr. Johnny Fever say in the first episode of “WKRP” regarding the old people protesting the format change?

alliance with guard duck? DO IT!

How do you even make a bingo alliance?? Bingo requires no skills. Just dumb luck… If theres even such thing as luck.

Situation reminds me of “Blood Pressure” by Damon Runyon. So, it could work.

Is it a crime if I don’t send this strip to my grandma?

I woke up wrong…Cheers,RE

PBS’s LGD and his RPG are making a big splash at Bingo.

Sanctioning dispensed. That’s Ofuxsashun for OK, what are “Men’s rules for Dealing with…” etc?

Ducks get high blood pressure? Maybe that explains why Daffy and Donald were so cranky.

If a man is walking alone in the forest and there is no Woman to hear him, is he still wrong?".Shady Lady, referencing her vast knowledge of men walking alone in the forest responds….Why is he walking alone in the forest? What is he doing that he doesn’t want any woman to hear? He MUST have done SOMETHING wrong!.Feminine philosophical logic?.;o) ;o) ;o)

Full house!

xxx

The English word for “basket” is “scrotum.’ It derives from the Mayan word “scrotumball,”which was a ping-pong game that was played with avocados by limping rejected sacrificial virgins while balancing baskets of Fritos.

A typical usage example can be found in Shakespeare’s The Shrew Stops at Coliseum Street when Cleopatra tells Sylvia, her handsome boy-slave (admirably portrayed by a nubile Ronald Reagan,) “Go get me a scrotum of avocados, three, if you can find them.”

Interestingly, some leading hors d’oeuvresoligists suspect this Mayan pastime also may be the origin of guacamole, an idea that those holding to the Siberian Onion Theory strongly oppose. As do the Worcestershires, who insist on bovine gastronomy – a smelly idea at best.

Dippy Harriett Scrotum says “Hi! – and Col Pisswood, I might add that you are quite confused. Again. Do you know what day this is? This is NOT yesterday!!! Some f§♠☭ing legend, indeed. Teach ya to call me Harry.”

Guard Duck:“When I show my piece, complaints cease!”

Col, dear…. are you off your meds again ???

ha aha ahabaha haa

Careful, Duckie; some of those geezers can be a lot more vicious than they look.

How about a union