Clay Jones for April 30, 2024

Perfect choice to represent Noem!

Kristi Noem? OMG! WHERE IS PIZZA RAT?

And… Dr. Evil for secretary of state?

“Cricket, a 14-month-old wirehair pointer Noem deemed “untrainable”? She deserves similar treatment for being less human then what would have been a very loving pet and to quote our host, “She’s corrupt and abuses her office for personal gain, much like Trump did as president (sic).” Where’s Palin and her chopper when it’s needed…or better yet, let her be 45’s running mate as VP and let’s see how vile the MAGAs are really willing to go. I mean Ms. Linseed has already proclaimed allegiance—guilty or not.

Wifey #4?

At first thought cruella is a devil

And after time has worn away the shock

You come to realise, you seen her kind of eyes

Watching you from underneath , A ROCK

She wont be VP, her job will be along the lines of Reinhard Heydrich’s.

If anything, her cruelty to animals will boost her status with Dozo. He’s definitely not a pet person (unless his past and present wives count as pets). It could be interesting to see what would happen if President Biden brought his dog Commander along to any debates. He’d have to make sure the dog is up to date on all vaccines, though, just in case he wants a piece of the MAGA-lardo menace.

The intended moral: Cricket = libs.

Dogs are smart. Noem’s learned how to behave from watching her. She shot it, because she couldn’t stand the competition

The goat was just a bonus.

Outstanding, Clay.

Oh great, now they both can shoot anyone.

She worked really hard to get there. An incredible makeover, physically, and yet she kept the personality that has made her a despicable person.

Trumpites don’t care about this. If Trump said that he enjoys eating deep-fried puppies, then the Trumpites would start passing around puppy recipes.

Maybe she’s gunning for the Chief of Staff position?

Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease choose the dog killer for your VP!

DNC or Lincoln Project – please create an ad with Joe and his two dogs, sitting by the fireplace. Talks about the troubles with Commander, confesses training and conditioning Commander to the hectic, busy and crowded White House failed, so they moved him to a better home. No need to bring up Cruella, everyone with a mind and a heart will immediately understand the message.

Conservative icon George F. Will had one of the best lines of 2016: “Whoever would agree to be Donald Trump’s running mate would be unqualified, because he would think Trump was qualified.” And that was before Trump revealed to the entire world (at least the thinking part of it) that he was a traitor to the United States of America. Now we have an extremely stupid and contemptibly dishonest puppy killer bucking for the position. Among Traitor Trump’s many mental and moral defects is his misogyny, so I can’t really picture that 77 year old toddler choosing a woman for his running mate. She would get far too much attention, and that sick puppy (no pun intended) Traitor Trump, with his fragile ego, weakness, and cowardice, could never abide that.

OMG this made me laugh aloud.

This is a woman who claims to be “pro-life”.

I hope to God he picks her for V.P. I wonder when we will see her in PETA and ASPCA ads. “For just pennies a day, you can save a suffering animal from Kristi Noem.”

Just think.. had Kristi Noem been elected to the house or senate Joe’s dogs would not have been the problem they became. First nip.. and sure shot Kristi saves the day.

Now geee, how did I guess Jones would draw this today.

Prom Queen is definitely off the ticket now. Trump can’t trust someone who is so willing to “put down” something that doesn’t live up to her ideals. Especially with the Presidency in her sights – literally.

Funny, to the point and the trumpfluffers have no response. Love it.

Noem recounted shooting her dog after deciding it was “less than worthless” and “untrainable.” Does she know anything at all about T? Less than worthless and untrainable describes T to a tee. T must love her mob like animal hits and gravel pit mentality.

I grew up around people like Noem – there really were no such things as “pets” in their world – ALL animals served a purpose – they either “worked” or they were “food” – there WAS no third category, and you never continued to feed and house an animal that was “useless”…

I still harbor a certain pity for anyone who cannot find it in their hearts to love an animal unless it’s “useful”, and I continue to wonder just exactly WHAT they see when they look in a mirror…

By the way, though all of Clay’s blogs are well worth reading, his about this toon was truly hilarious.

Our country is in big trouble if this pairing happens.

Way to take campaign advice from Dr. Oz.

If she makes V.P,, lookout world theres not going to be anyone safe.

One is maniacal and crazy person who kills dogs for coats…

The other shoots a single untrainable dog.

So similar.