Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 13, 2024

Wait til you see what the shrink charges you…..

Jogging my memory

I’ll drink to that.

In my drinking years, never been in a bar that ran a tab. Memories are short when you get drunk

Coffee—bathroom—coffee—bathroom—fridge. Repeat as needed.

Jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and running away from reality.

In other words, not much.

With my osteoarthritic knees I don’t even do that. Boy, I need that pool warmed up.

I told my doctor, “I am getting more exercise now that I have a job delivering meals to seniors.” She said, “Oh, that’s not exercise. You have to keep walking for half an hour straight for it to count as exercise.”

Walking around the apartment.

I think he gets a lot more exercise sawing wood.

Don’t forget standing up. That’s weight lifting.

“Running up a Tab.”

Not for me. Only Coke, and not “diet”.

Getting out of bed in the A.M.

That, and running down Batson.

Exercise? Oh, I thought you said “extra fries”!!

He does 40 winks several times a day

I thought it might be ‘pulling tabs’ (as on beer cans) ! ! ! !

Given the well established connection between physical exercise and mental well-being, he could save money on a shrink if he would just start working out a little bit