Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for April 28, 2024

Ha! That’s nothing. When I was his age I was 21.

I feel this one is tailor made for jasonsnakelover.

Or Trump

Dave’s too smart for MENSA. (or is MENSA too smart for Dave?)

One upping a kid? Oh Dave…

No, you weren’t.

M’eh! Thats nuthin’!!

When we was your age, we had to be 12… and we liked it!

We needed a day for this?

“My dog’s bigger than your dog…” – Ken L. Ration

“My father would say, ‘Borge—’ He could never remember my first name! He’d say, ‘When I was your age, I was twelve!’” — Victor Borge

They said he was old for his age.

Ha! Kids used to grow up too fast. Not anymore.

According to me, myself, and I … Unless you suffer from a dissociative identity disorder, it takes at least two to tangle …!

( mom always liked me best )

ha! when i was your age i was my age

We all know one of those types. Along with the aforementioned statement/boast, they did it first and better than anyone else.

so yer one a them guys that if I told you that I once had a broken leg, you had both legs broken…or if I had cut off my finger and had it reattached, your head popped off and had to be reattached…etc etc etc…lol!!

When I was 9 years old, I was nine years old. However, when my sister was 9 years old, she was a teenager.

On a different note, please forgive me for this. Happy 14th birthday to my goat Xyla!!

Please do not egg that individual on!