Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 12, 2024

“Congratulations Tijan and Matthew…CONGRATULATIONS…I SAID CONGRATULATIONS!!”

Whooo gets to keep the barn??

Brijan Town Bratthew Mown One time there were 136 concerts. One time I was Two years old.

Do the owls get counseling?

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Would have been a perfect time to mention something about a Happy Mother’s Day to all you moms out there!

So, let me tell you of this little story:

Mother’s Day

Me and my Dad ordered my Mom to stay in bed one Mother’s Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.

But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found us both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs. She really looked quite perplexed, so I explained;

“As a surprise for your special day Mom, we decided to cook our own breakfast.”

Tijan and Matthew couldn’t find the exit.

How would you UNSUCCESSFULLY attend 135 concerts?

Pro tip: you can almost always leave the words “successfully” and “unsuccessfully” out of a sentence without changing its meaning.

Oh, what I couldn’t do with a tongue like that! Be still, my lesbian heart.

I always wondered why one of my old girlfriends called me an Okapi ?

Only 25%? Makes sense… an owl divorce lawyer costs a fortune… :D

Who can afford to attend that many concerts? Only Warren Buffet, Bill Gates and Elon Musk. The cost for a ticket alone would bankrupt you.

Barn owls do NOT divorce. Lawyer’s fees would bankrupt them.

The Barred Owl in the neighborhood was complaining on mother’s day screeching “Who cooks for you! Who cooks for you all!”

Well whoop-de-do for the Browns! Now go get some hearing-aids!

Lunar eclipses last for hours. Solar eclipses will if you fly under the shadow in a very fast plane.

i can clean my ears and eyes with my tongue too

I can’t afford to go to 135 concerts in a lifetime!

The Browns spent a total $18,407.24 on concert tickets over the course of the year, an average of $68.17 per ticket.

No proof, but I imagine people that work concerts attend more than 135 a year.

Who gets custody of the mouse?