Umm, every single day, Brewster proves he’s a clueless dimbulb. Is this supposed to suggest that people who’ve been vaccinated are clueless dimbulbs? I’m thinking this strip is sending a confused message.
The only planet in the GALAXY? Until you’ve checked every single planet on every one of the trillions of stars in the galaxy, you have no way of knowing whether this is true or not.
Don’t know what the original date on this was, but Ron Swanson said something very similar in an episode of “Parks and Recreation” on being presented with a salad: “That’s food that my food eats.”
My wife’s from Texas. I’m not. So I asked her about fire ants. She said they’re worse than advertised. Said when they bit her dad while he was gardening, his whole foot would swell up.
Now replace “vending machine” with “Wuhan Red Death.”