I recently completed getting cataract removal surgery on both eyes. It seems to have really stirred up the floaters, and sometimes they really drive me crazy now! They seem to be larger than ever. Still, I’m really glad the cataracts are gone.
I don’t believe astronomers even look into telescopes these days. CCD camera have gotten so good that the output is fed directly into a computer for analysis. The output is displayed on a big flat screen monitor.
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 1 month ago
A mishap of “corneacopian” proportion.
Ratkin about 1 month ago
The Air Force will spend a million analyzing it.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 1 month ago
I recently completed getting cataract removal surgery on both eyes. It seems to have really stirred up the floaters, and sometimes they really drive me crazy now! They seem to be larger than ever. Still, I’m really glad the cataracts are gone.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
Later that day they took the lenscap off of the telescope.
nosirrom about 1 month ago
I once had a floater that looked like Saturn. Nobody believed I discovered a new planet.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
It’s all eye floaters. Plus we’re proof the universe is self-aware. Go have a beer.
nancyb creator about 1 month ago
That really did happen to a French scientist early in the 20th century, and a real life Indiana Jones exposed the unintentional fraud behind “Z” rayz.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 month ago
“One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them. The ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.”
ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 1 month ago
It’s an old 50s sci-fi movie, “Eye Boogers From Outer Space!”
Zebrastripes about 1 month ago
Oy!
Ontman about 1 month ago
Floaters aren’t bad once you get used to them.
Steverino Premium Member about 1 month ago
I don’t believe astronomers even look into telescopes these days. CCD camera have gotten so good that the output is fed directly into a computer for analysis. The output is displayed on a big flat screen monitor.
CoffeeBob Premium Member about 1 month ago
Hey, everybody move in, let me show you why you won’t be coming into work next week.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member about 1 month ago
Space worms too
Jeff0811 about 1 month ago
I tried to see if I still have eye floaters. Didn’t see any, but now I can see the comic in 3D. :^)
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
That’s a new way for Bluebook to explain UFOs, eye floaters.
gammaguy about 1 month ago
They should be asking that question of a space alien.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
He’s displaying some of his vitreous humor.