Your "pun"manship has “cast” ample “traction”.
“Crapchat” comes to mind. Use your “craptop”, “hellphone”, all while gulping down “crappuccinos” & “slappuccinos”.
Needs “work” on the timing.
Though he does like "pro"tatoes.
Cowardly ambush does not “mesh” well here.
He lacks “traction control”.
But, try outrunning your “fright mares”.
“Glitches of itches.”
“Patchwork guilt.”
“Blazing Waddles.”
Your "pun"manship has “cast” ample “traction”.