Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 23, 2024

Watch a dozen of them come out of there.

What?!! No “Dirty Humor?”

And I’ve found money in the washer enough times to know that Pennywise is probably in there.

Switch off the lights for some dark humor.

The one in the dryer is dead. That’s dead funny.

Humorless humor.

Is this the way to Cheer™ up a sad clown?

What about dry cleaning humor?

Eh stop clowning around in washing macheene.

I almost laundered one of my cats this morning. I threw some laundry into the machine and he came flying out like the hounds of he!! were after him!

Comedy tomorrow, tragedy tonight.

When those loads are done they don’t chime or buzz. They honk like a clown car.

quit clownin around. i need a washer

Clean horror. Dirty horror. Clowns are the scariest!

That’s just humorous.

An interesting spin on an old joke.

Hopefully, they’re not from outer space.

That’s an interesting spin on it!

That’s the reason cannibals don’t eat clowns: They taste funny.

Hahahah, more like dark humor.