Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 22, 2024

What a sucker.

Hit him with a sucker punch.

Hammer him!

Ya! What are you gonna do Alan?? You Lollypop!

He’s not a lollypop, he’s an all day sucker.

Candy Crush!

Wonder what’s got a pole up his a**?

Oops. Hey. Nice guy. Wanna root beer?

“I was taught in the ancient art of Tooties Pop, I will floor him in 3 licks”

His ‘gimmick’ is The Twizzler.

and he’s a gobstopper too.

Are they at the candy bar?

Go on, give him a good licking.

Just don’t get in a clinch or we’ll never get you apart.

Unless the cane and stick are willing to help ide let it go

Don’t go to the ballet, Ralph. It’s by Tchaikovsky.

That’s why boxing’s known as the sweet science.

Ha ha! They are all candies! Lol!

Ha! Way to not sugar coat it.

Pick your battles.

Is there a candy called a jailbreaker?

That’s okay. Alan can lick him.

Pop him, Alan!

Alan’s a sucker for punishment. He always takes a licking.

sucker’s about to get sucker punched.