There have been countless times I’ve gone to bed thinking about all the things I was going to get done the next day only to wake up the next morning and say…..nah!
To quote a list Dad made up one day decades ago. If your dandruff, shampoo, mouthwash, aftershave, deodorant, body talc, Prep H, and foot powder work, it’s all good.
The old like Jonathan says on that darn commercial… “would of, could of, should of”. The story of my life. Only that’s no joke really because I should of bought life Insurance before my wife passed away 5 years ago. Don’t be sorry about doing something you should have done and didn’t do.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 month ago
Better wear your glasses in the bathroom from now on!
yoey1957 about 1 month ago
There have been countless times I’ve gone to bed thinking about all the things I was going to get done the next day only to wake up the next morning and say…..nah!
jasonsnakelover about 1 month ago
Unless it’s a small yard like ours, he’d probably wanna use a drastic senior discount to get someone to take care of the yard.
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
You’re the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles.
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
I like the way you comb your hair. It’s impressive how you’re able to hide the horns.
Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you, they can’t laugh, either.
You’re as sharp as a rubber ball.
I’d give you a nasty look, but it seems like you’ve already got one.
I’m listening. I just need a minute to process so much stupid information at once.
Oops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.
I’m so sorry if my brutal honesty inconvenienced your overinflated sense of self.
I’d say you’re ‘dumb as a rock,’ but at least a rock can hold a door open.
sandpiper about 1 month ago
To quote a list Dad made up one day decades ago. If your dandruff, shampoo, mouthwash, aftershave, deodorant, body talc, Prep H, and foot powder work, it’s all good.
Cornelius Noodleman about 1 month ago
I heard a preparation H joke where some guy writes to the company and says the toothpaste works good but tastes awful.
LawrenceS about 1 month ago
If that’s the best comeback you had you should count yourself as fortunate you couldn’t come up with it while she was still in the room.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
But it still kept you from cleaning up the yard.
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
It’s better than the desperately lame Tom Smothers comeback, “Oh, oh … yeah?”
ddl297 about 1 month ago
Everything on my daily “To Do” list is for mornings and early afternoons. By 4 PM I’m wiped, so, “Oh So Sorry, Not Gonna Happen” list!
iggyman about 1 month ago
Keep the super glue far, far away from your eye drops!
ObiJoan about 1 month ago
“L’esprit de l’escalier”
Blu Bunny about 1 month ago
Why, I didn’t know the yard was dirty.
Blu Bunny about 1 month ago
I think his reply would sound better the other way as thinking the toothpaste was preparation H.
flemmingo about 1 month ago
Roscoe seems to think that Earl should wash his mouth out before it shrinks.
cmerb about 1 month ago
The Roscoe is the best today : )
royq27 about 1 month ago
I’ll be back later with a comment on todays’ comic…
billycnj about 1 month ago
The French have an expression “L’espirit escalier” coming down the stairs"
kaycstamper about 1 month ago
Yep, you and me too, Earl!
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 month ago
If, you thought “that” was a great comeback.. best, you think again.
the lost wizard about 1 month ago
On the plus side my gums are no longer swollen. :)
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 month ago
Just as bad as when George Costanza came up with ‘jerk store’ too late.
zeexenon about 1 month ago
And his mouth shrunk, and his voice sounded like a black capped chickadee.
McPurc about 1 month ago
The old like Jonathan says on that darn commercial… “would of, could of, should of”. The story of my life. Only that’s no joke really because I should of bought life Insurance before my wife passed away 5 years ago. Don’t be sorry about doing something you should have done and didn’t do.
ChessPirate about 1 month ago
Reminds me of what I think is the funniest bit in the “Dennis the Menace” films, Mr. Wilson’s bathroom mishaps (caused by Dennis, of course ☺):
www .youtube. com /watch?v=uE8yYJmpxeI
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ANIMAL about 1 month ago
I have NO COMMENT
Stocky One about 1 month ago
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
Poor Roscoe….he gets to hear them………
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
It’s like what I call my “mañana Spanish”. 24 hours later I realize what I should have said.
Once I woke up and realized I had told a little girl to “call herself her mother” at a children’s party the day before.
Saurischia Premium Member about 1 month ago
What a useless, entitled man.
Angry Indeed about 1 month ago
Earl should’ve broke out with “♫ Tomorrow! Tomorrow!I love yaTomorrow!… ♫”
monya_43 about 1 month ago
Roscoe liked the comeback. He appreciates that Earl talking to him.
oakie817 about 1 month ago
i know, right?
_lounger_ about 1 month ago
I’m pretty sure Roscoe got it… I’m not so sure if he liked it though
_lounger_ about 1 month ago
love that panel 4, where Earl looks at the audience…
w16521 about 1 month ago
Witty Earl is not.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
A yard so small, you can shave it!