Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 18, 2024

“Clean up the Huns!!”

The dishwasher is clogged up because he has been licking the greasy plates clean.

Boiling oil in the dishwasher, soap in the cauldron…..

The dishwasher should be fired. With the boiling oil….

Huns needed a bath anyway.

It’s slip & slide time for the Huns.

Heard from the winner in a pole climbing competition:

- This was easy, because at home we soap the pole!

I think the same goes for castle walls?

So, why would they have soapy water by the parapet? Just in case they needed a bath?

The Huns were all slipping and sliding around, it was utter chaos!!

If the castle dishwasher is clogged up maybe he should take a laxative.

The new ad: “(brand name of dishwashing soap), good enough to clean your dishes and your enemies from attacking your walls!”

Got them mixed up boys……read the label!!!!

Yikes, someone had one job.

At least the Huns can’t climb the wall now, it’s too slippery.

Gave the huns a clean getaway

How long did it take Rodney to figure that out?

As for me, I prefer the molten lead to defend the Parapets. However, it does take a lot to melt it and keep it molten til you pour it on the hapless attackers. Hmmm…maybe just a few Claymores would do the trick. Only problem with that is they are hard to get in the depicted time frame. Sigh, Oh well…

I imagine boiling dish soap could do a fair amount of damage.

Too much cheese!!!!!

Well, the Huns are clean.

Boiled oil released into a cold drain can cool into a clog so hard you have to take it out with an excavator.

Oddly if you use regular dish soap in a dishwasher the fix is to put a quarter cup of oil in your dishwasher and run it.

Explains why the dishes are a bit charred around the edges…

It’s the good stuff – good enough for the King’s servants! It will leave the huns’ hands (say five times fast!) soft and baby-like. That’ll teach them to mess with Sir Rodney!

Amelia Bedelia was visiting.