Recent Comments

1. about 16 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   Wait till that dragon breath turns the stuff under the outhouse on fire.

2. 5 days ago on B.C.

   Uh, Spiders don’t “breath” as they lack lungs.

3. 7 days ago on Marmaduke

   Homerun.

4. 9 days ago on Wizard of Id

   Which pouch does he put the cheat stick, err magic wand, into?

5. 9 days ago on Garfield

   Get cookies that are still soft. No crunch.

6. 10 days ago on Ziggy

   “Certified Unopened” or empty?

7. 11 days ago on Back to B.C.

   The limb and ground mentioned by @ekke are the only shock absorber here—other than Thor.

8. 12 days ago on Wizard of Id Classics

   Both.

9. 13 days ago on Wizard of Id Classics

   In the time period depicted, real armies would call conscientious objectors cowards.

10. 16 days ago on Ziggy

    If you’re glucose intolerant, you’re dead. Your body runs on glucose.