Mike Luckovich for January 30, 2024

Time for some re-branding in New York City.

E Jean Carroll and Letitia James can flip a coin to see which one gets Trump Tower and which one gets Trump Park Place. Maybe we’ll soon see “Carroll Tower” and “James Park Avenue” or the reverse.

Stormy Daniels, who at least consented in advance, got paid $130,000 for her few unpleasant seconds with The Donald; E Jean Carroll, who did not, is going to get $88.8 million (the original $5.5 million plus the additional new amount of $83.3 million — with interest accruing every day).

Appropriately, sexual assault is exponentially more costly than hush money, which may end up also including campaign finance violations and election interference.

The rubes are going have to put in lots of overtime to pay off that much for him.

2 ladies

Gaze on this, the MAGAt champion, the very ideal to which they aspire.

Well good morning Judge, yes I’m back again. I’m in trouble, so it’s back to the pen (10cc)

This cartoon looks pretty much like what tRump deserves…..except that he should be incarcerated for LIFE!!!!!

As much as I wish he was gone, it does give me a kind of perverse joy that demented Donny “The Stinky John” Trump has stuck around to “enjoy” his downfall. I shall savor his ignominy.

It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Oh he’s far from destitute.

It would be the utmost karma.

Melania can’t be happy, because getting half of nothing in a divorce is nothing at all.

I want to see Stinky so poor he’ll have to rinse and reuse his DEPEND®’s.

One can only hope.

Talk about TDS. At least Clay can come up with different material now and then.

He deserves all the problems he has cultivated over his miserable, hateful, selfish life.

No worries, he’ll just fleece his MAGAts out of more monies to pay for his “persecutions”.

Belongs at the psychiatric ER – - for sure!

Wishful thinking in cartoon. 30 million Americans will gladly give every spare penny they have to Orange Jesus. Someone else will have to explain it, I can’t.

No worries, he’ll soon have a roof over his head again. At the big house.

One can dream.

You know, 74,000,000, you can end this today, just walk away from the POS.

Just another Grift. About the only thing he’s good at.

I don’t want to see tRump living on the street. He deserves a nice warm jail cell.

I thought she got $150,000; not bad for hush money, but not nearly enough.

Assuming this refers to the Carroll verdict, it won’t cost Trump a dime of his own money. His supporters may have to work longer hours for a while, but he himself won’t even be inconvenienced.

Mike Luckovich should have added a URL in his appeal to help trump, or would that be too obvious.

that’s tent, chair, cart, board, towel, cup, and yellow dummy !

But, but, his poor children! /s

Trump is a criminal and a bum and the head of the republican fascists.

Someday I hope to go to Trump’s grave and pour out a 40 oz. on his grave as a tribute. After I strain it through my kidneys first.

Sometimes a slow moving car crash is rather enjoyable to watch.

TDS is scary. As is having a Trump Worm in your head. So many crazy people hate Trump and love the Feeble ventriloquist’s Dummy in office right now.

From Luckovich’s pen to God’s ear…

77-year old rapist trump proved irrefutably that his sorry a$$ can be beaten by an 80-year old woman.

I look at all the cowards in the Republican Party who have been deferring to him since 2008.

“Yes Mr. Trump.”

“If you say so, Mr. Trump.”

“Right away, Mr. Trump.”

“You look so masterful today, Mr. Trump.”

Guys like Lynsdey Graham, Ted Cruz, Ron DeSantis, Rand Paul and on and on and on. They all make me sick. Scared to death of a bully. Trump isn’t even smart enough to know when to keep his big stupid mouth shut.

It is time for the cowards to come out now and tear him apart.

Anyone wanna fill FJB and ElwoodP in on the fact that even the people who originated the term “TDS” have stopped using it now that it’s become apparent that it really means “Tyranny Disciple Syncope”?

I wish E. Jean Carroll would use every penny she gets from defeating trump, to finance lawsuits brought against by other victims of his wretchedness.

trump has spent most of his miserable, privileged life wreaking havoc and upending people’s lives, from defamation to withholding agreed upon, essential money for work, to rape, and then using armies of lawyers to extricate and protect the trump crime family.

I love the scenario of someone using money taken from trump to force trump to constant litigation.

trump would be undone by honest, humiliating, destructive facts about trump, brought to light for the world to see, via trial after trial, deposition after deposition, and dollar after dollar.

Keep on yappin’ . . . the meter keeps on runnin’ . . .

Right about now Traitor Trump is probably wishing he’d demanded more money from our enemies when he sold the classified documents he stole to them…..

Do you really think he uses toilet paper? Oooooo that smelll, can you smell that smell.

I wish our resident trolls would learn that it is not “TDS” to point out the objective reality that Trump was born into a crime family, became a career criminal himself, then a rapist, and finally a traitor.

How’s this for a sign…Will Slander Anyone for Food …??

Never fear the DINGLEBERRIES will save him.

Not good enough. He is still on the street.

Schadenfreude is probably bad, and I fear I could get addicted to it at this rate.

I can’t wait for him to sue over who gets the McDonalds’ exit site.

We can only hope. But the GOP will bail him out, or he will just grift it from his followers. But he himself will never pay (either way); he never does.