Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 23, 2024

Cart must have a strong suspension.

Must be an ancestor of Homer Simpson!

Yeah and the king is gonna have to throw him in jail for cruelty to animals because of the way he puts a strain on those horses with his weight.

Me knows a guy like that.

A wheelwright’s dream……….

is that a golf cart?

“Four hours, you go now!”

I saw that happen once, with a Chinese restaurant in St Louis County. Two women who were over 400 pounds each swarmed the buffet every time they brought more food out.

Mr Creosote?

And then he complained that he was still hungry…

The Count thought all the buffets were put out of business by Covid.

Garfield? Is that you?

On the way to the next one!!!!!!!

Lets see him handle hibachi

Looks like he enjoyed doing it too.

To all noticing details when horses are around in Id! He got his horses harnessed!

The late John Pinnette would have just said “NAY NAY”!

Not being an engineer, I was wondering…is that actually a feasible way to spread the weight on a vehicle like that?

He inspired 21 mule team wagons.

Fat jokes are unkind.

There’s always one in the crowd who takes advantage and ruins it for everyone!

“You said this was all you can eat.”

“Yes, we did and that IS all you can eat.”