Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 14, 2024

Said Kansas City

Determined.

Is that what they are calling the big event in Iowa now?

Plough on regardless……

Maybe they should have had a snowball fight.

It just started snowing here. It will not deter me from my verbal jousts.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these knight from the swift completion of their appointed rounds in the jousting arena!

Those poor horses.

Red flag and yellow-blue flag are a metaphor for winter war in Ukraine? Or just a coincidence? Because I know that, since its origin, this isn’t a political cartoon.

But the kids all came to watch because school was cancelled! Don’t let ’em down, now!

A snow joust is no jest.

So they couldn’t find anyone to clear the field before the joust?

Maybe they could postpone it until Monday at 4:30.

Every once in a while we hear about w*cky sports under w*cky conditions. Part of the spice of life!

I googled “w*cky sports” and got an alphabetized list. The first was “axe throwing.” Now hold on a minute! We have an axe throwing facility on the other side of town. We’ve been there half a dozen times or so. My wife and grandsons are better than I am at it.

Speaking of w*cky… GC’s bizarre autocensor strikes again! For some strange reason it sees the word with “a” in place of the asterisk as crass. Does anybody know why that would be?

All that armor must be pretty cold.

The horses may think otherwise.

Now tell that to the Buffalo Bills game. I’d imagine every Buffalo fan is miffed right now.

Who won?????snow!!!!!!!

♫ Snow ride….take it easy….♫

Slava Ukaini

Well, they all had to dismount because they were blinded by the light

Persistent, aren’t they?

How come they postponed the Pittsburg game but not the Kansas City game (the coldest game in NFL history)?

EXACTLY like the NFL!

Surely you joust?

Surprised they could even see each other.

Try jousting at -8F like last night’s football game. They would be trying to keep a fire lit inside their armor.

Football used to be like that!!!

The Fink is wrapped in furs inside a heated viewing stand. He has no problem.

And you thought golfers were determined…

Slava Ukraine! (Panels 4. 6. and 8)

Slava Ukraine! (Panels 4, 6, and 8)

Oh, I wouldn’t bet on that.