Clay Jones for January 06, 2024

Carpetbagger Lauren Boebert has a tough sell to the voters in Colorado’s Fourth Congressional District: “I was elected to Colorado’s Third Congressional District (where I actually live) and then re-elected in 2022 by barely 546 votes in what should be a safe Republican District. And that was before I was caught giving a hand job to a New York Democrat who owns a bar that hosts drag shows at a theatrical showing of Beetlejuice and was thrown out. So since I know I can’t win in the District where I live, I am going to run away to the opposite side of the state where I think voters are gullible enough to vote for me. Please vote for me!”

Yeah, let’s see how that turns out. She may end up turning TWO safe Republican districts Blue.

Maybe she can run as the “feel good” candidate for 2024.

Most states have a requirement that those running for state legislative districts reside in the district they run in. But the constitutional requirements for the United States Congress are specified in the Constitution, and cannot be regulated by state law, and only require that members of the House of Representatives reside in the STATE they will represent, not their district.

In my state of California, a couple of examples of prominent congressmen who do not live in the district they represent are Darrell Issa (Republican) and John Garamendi (Democrat).

Could we at least unplug her?

Before or after she goes on life-support?

Perfect, Clay.

Republicans believe morons are one of the building blocks of the universe, along with protons, electrons, and neutrons.

What’d you expect from a public fonddler

Actually laws?

Wonder if those voters realize that she is just blowing smoke up their voting booths or agree with her that having another district available is quite handy. She and the Fat Oange Clown ( the FOCer) will grab anything they can anywhere they can.

More than likely, she’ll lose the nomination to another Republican.

Maybe if she actually proposed or worked on passing any actual meaningful legislation, she wouldn’t be considered such a buffoon.

So today it’s attack political opponents with violence. What a class act.

man, i’d love to be first in line for that game… ☺

This kinda reminds me of Michelle Bachman, another congressperson with little connection to truth or honesty. She flamed out after a while, though.

So many morons, so little whacking

She is an IQ test for Colorado.

Hey! Attacking Bobo Boebort? Why? I understand she’s a lot of fun at the theatre.

In the real news, Sen. Bob “Goldbrick” Menendez D-NJ received additional charges this week of accepting bribes from Qatar, in addition to Egypt. The leftist response? Crickets. A two-bit representative from CO is more important because she has an R after her name. Leftists do have their priorities ya know.

It will be interesting to see if the good people of Colorado want a functional representative or an expert of getting Fox News airtime and clicks and likes.

A few more wacks wouldn’t even hurt her more. There’s an empty skull.

GOOD ONE CLAY!!!!

The Paddy troll’s mind is still letting Clay expand his rent free residency. It’s obsessional today.

Ugly can be fixed Stupid can’t.

She “Takes a whack but keeps coming back” (with apologies to TIMEX").

Bobo is just another mean republican liar and loser.

Boebert & MTG… the two best vote getters the Democrats have ever had,

Pound for pound the lesser of two evils.

I’ll bet MTG and Gaetz pop out of other holes

Thanks Clay! I live in Colorado’s CD3 and have been mortified by that extremely embarrassing person ‘representing’ me. I hope the folks in CD4 have more sense.

Vote Blue/Adam Frisch in CD3.

Coming to a district near you.

Trolls came out from under their rocks, a little late today, still it’s nice to know that they’re Ok and that their heads are still soft and squishy, like over ripe, spoiled cantaloupes.

Say, here’s a question…What’s the difference between a runover skunk and a troll?

A trick question, there is no difference.

I wonder if our resident trolls could even define (accurately! Phony Irishmen, Fony Filosofers, and Fascist Ferns need not apply) those tricky terms, “whack” or “a” or “mole” …..

In the recent news, Sen. Bob “Goldbrick” Menendez D-NJ received additional charges this week of accepting bribes from Qatar, in addition to Egypt.

Who does this Menendez guy think he is, donny trump?

Estimates of payments from foreign powers to trump are $7,500,00.00 and still more are being discovered. This was while the orange blob was in office, now, they don’t have much use for the clown.

Would need a game table the size of a football field to accommodate the GQP

not enough hammers