Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 08, 2024

That is an actual fact!!!!

The Galactic HOA. Shoot me now.

That is Mars? It become so pale it look deathly sick. What you done hyoomins?

“This is because Earth decided to sublet its land surface to humans. Can they be evicted?”

Where is the home office for the GNA? We’re out on an obscure arm of the galaxy and it would take 26,000 light years for the complaint from our solar system to reach an office in the center of the Milky Way by phone. (Since the space ships are all depicted as being able to travel faster than light the Martian should have sent an express by saucer.)

Next they will play Slim Whitman’s Indian Love Call at max volume

Oh no, we’ve left pieces of metal on … vast areas of lifeless dirt… oh wow, terrible… yeah…

Mars is uninhabited, well except for the robots we sent to Mars. They have called for Robot, Repair Service, but so far NASA has ignored them. " I just need a new front wheel" “Please send help”! Is NASA afraid that our robots, may evolve and find a way to return to Earth. Then seek revenge on NASA for ignoring them? Next chapter “War of the worlds”.

Mars is populated entirely by robots, and few humans have any idea what they’re doing up there.

The Rovers up on blocks are a bit of an eyesore.

Well it’s your own fault for giving them that monolith.

Galactic bureaucracy is the only things standing in the way of our annihilation!

Wait until we REALLY get wound up. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Why did you think we refused to join the Planet Owners Association (POA)?

Martians be like “BUILD THAT WALL.”

Things were so much simpler when they were knuckle draggers.

We didn’t see any of those small signs that say No Parking with a phone number to call when you’re towed.

Didn’t Adam & Eve check the paperwork to see if there was a Planet Owners Association?