The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 03, 2024

Better than a knuckle sandwich!

Does the second rule involve clear plastic wrap?

If they’re fighting with turkey drumsticks, do they call them nom nom chucks?

Add extra bacon and I’m all in!!

Stay away from the one in the automat style vending machines, actually, stay away from anything in the automat style vending machines.

Looks like they are all from $ubway. Would be funnier if they were from a place that makes edible sandwiches

Can we have a second rule that says that making sandwiches shirtless in public is just gross?

Subway’s bacon is kind of gross most of the time.

Ok, help me out here since I’m not a big part on the sub market.

I got Subway; but where’s the topless/bottomless spots?

Now there’s a club I could sink my teeth into!

Yum – turkey club sandwich on white toast with lots of mayo and extra bacon!

When a fighter can’t make it, they call in a sub.

Mayo my! Lettuce remember that they’re bacon for a fight but it’s turkey that wing the day no matter how you slice it.

This is why I never order one in a restaurant. I’m afraid they’ll bring me a membership card.

Not so fond memories of shirts versus skins in gym class.

No smoking allowed! Unless it’s gouda or provolone, of course.

I’ve never seen bacon used as nunchucks before. These guys are hardcore.

I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.

somehow, they find time to sandwich club activities into their schedules…

Someone’s bound to ham it up.