The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 02, 2024

he certainly received a frosty reception

The M&Ms are fine. It’s a user error.

Another “dark” comic, reminder of today’s Calvin and Hobbes comic! (see)

Candy is dandy but sex won’t rot your teeth!

They are frozen

And when they exit they’ll be as good as new.

Another acceptable reason for him to return them might be: they gave him heartburn

He probably paid for them with cold cash!

“… and the bag is loaded with “w’s!”

Our boys, Mauer and Morneau!

You’re a cold cold man frosty

Cool M&M drop for New Years in Hackettstown, NJ!

That’s cold

How did the snowman get in there? Does he have little hidden feet?

I love eating cold M&M’s.

Cool!

Isn’t that how they’re supposed to be?

I don’t know how he even saw the commercial…his TV shows nothing but snow.

Actually, they are W&W’s. Folks confuse them all the time.

The thawed never occurred to him.

Do the peanutbutter ones even melt in your mouth?

Sounds more of a “YOU” problem, not so much a “WE” problem.

But Sir – this bag of peanut M&Ms only contains peanuts…. (Y’all know the old joke)

This is going to snowball.

Frozen snickers are good; try that.

Mom hated it when we 4 got M&Ms. We would keep them away from heat as much as possible. Then we would each put one on the pad of our thumbs, and press our thumbs together to see who’s candy shell was the strongest. Loser M&M got eaten and a new combatant put on the thumb. This went on until the M&Ms were gone, we were covered in chocolate, and there was the “candy shell” fragments all over the place.

They went to her butt!