Clay Jones for December 21, 2023

The cup, as usual, is right on target.

Santa is coming to Pizza rat. GREAT!

“In the days after the election, Freeman and Moss became the subjects of a Trump-backed conspiracy theory that was later found to be “false and unsubstantiated,” according to an investigation by the Georgia Elections Board. Giuliani, in an appearance before a committee of the Georgia state legislature, told lawmakers that a video circulating online showed “Ruby Freeman and Shaye Freeman Moss … quite obviously surreptitiously passing around USB ports, as if they’re vials of heroin or cocaine.”"

(The ……. is “or cocaine”)

Rudolph the red nose liar…

Merry Griftmas, lol Clay! Looks like Rudy has awoken the pizza rat as well. Lay off the sauce Rudy, your rosacea is really getting out of hand just like the garbage coming out of your piehole!

Those poor, poor reindeer.

Easily read the tiny words in Mr. Jones’s cartoons, and get close-ups of the Easter eggs, the characters, etc. :

Go to https://claytoonz.Com and scroll down to the cartoon you want to explore.

Click on it and it will enlarge.

Then click on an area that you want to see even bigger, and that area will enlarge even more.

Massively.

I like everything ‘hidden’ on the sled.

It’s on video. The activist judge can try and stop free speech, but that doesn’t get rid of the video.

with the trump crime family, it’s all about the grift…

Stole a reindeer rendition from another source. The result of quantity over quality.

Interesting illustration, but everyone knows Santa has 8 standard reindeer + Rudolph.

What does the sippy cup say? I can’t make it out.

I don’t think that sled is in EPA emissions compliance!

HO HO HO This is great! Mr Jones you have done it again

I’m done laughing and calling him names.

I’m ready for incarcerating.

So, Colorado has blocked the orange blob from it’s ballot. Now, we wait and see what sort of rubbish, the supreme court will conjure up to deny the move. On the other hand, if it stands, who else will join Colorado? Maine has been rumored to follow Colorado’s steps. There must be others who are playing, the Wait & See game.

This is just like Christmas Morning, you don’t know if you’re getting that Roger Maris baseball glove or more itchy socks.

Here’s your fun-fact; There have been 4 ships named Colorado, who’ve flown the Stars and Stripes. A three-masted steam screw frigate, in commission from 1858–1876. A Pennsylvania-class, armored cruiser in commission from 1905–1927. A Colorado-class battleship in commission from 1923–1947. And now, a Virginia-class, nuclear-powered, fast attack submarine, commissioned in 2018, in active service. For a land locked state, Colorado has had some fine ships carrying her name.

Are USB ports anything like USB starboards?

That’s a good way to get the kids to stop believing in Santa Claus very quickly.

Giuliani hawks bizarre vitamin bottle Xmas ornaments after financially ruinous verdict

Just hours after former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani was told to immediately pay the massive $148 million bill he was hit with in a defamation ruling, he was on his show touting bizarre Christmas decorations made out of empty vitamin bottles.The ex-New York City mayor was told Wednesday he must pay Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss immediately after an earlier ruling set the damages for defaming them with claims that they helped rig the 2020 election count in Georgia.

Chico WAS right: There ain’t no Sanity Clause.

HA! I just noticed the green emissions emanating from Rudolph’s Rear! So much to see in one comic.

This Royal A-hole is getting sued again….he deserves everything he gets…

Notice that all the “gifts” on the sleigh are things he wants to keep for himself.

Rudi was told to IMMEDIATLY pay the two black women what was adjudicated against him… in the meantime, Rudi is STILL claiming his accusations against them were correct – while STILL refusing to release the proof he claims he has, proving his statements!

Rudi, even in the fantasy world you inhabit, after you make the accusation and state you’ll produce the evidence – you must PRODUCE the evidence you claim to possess.

Isn’t it time to put Rudy in some sort of facility where he can’t be a danger to himself or others? Even Pizza Rat is shocked, and he’s Seen Some Stuff.

Did Rudy catch his case of brain-destroying syphilis from Traitor Trump? Hardly any difference between those two worthless pieces of walking manure these days. Not between Trump and George Santos…..

I meant nor, of course.

Rudolph with your nose so red / Your legal career is dead

I implanted my USB port in my forehead. What did you do with yours?