I scheduled my knee replacement just before Christmas. I was released on Christmas morning. The thinking was, “He’s doing well. We can keep him here with the skeleton staff or send him home with his nurse wife.”
Here is wishing well to anyone in the hospital, jail or on the street this time of year.
seanfear 5 months ago
towed?
sirbadger 5 months ago
The boxing commission has cleared you for a fight on Tuesday.
Imagine 5 months ago
Just don’t try to put up any more lights again.
Doug K 5 months ago
“We got you all wrapped up. Would you like a ribbon and bow?”
PraiseofFolly 5 months ago
“You know, you really should have read the Instructions first, before using that automatic tape dispenser.”
Lecherous 5 months ago
Put him on the lawn and he could be Santa’s moose, Rudolph.
sandpiper 5 months ago
Just add the bow and he’s ready.
dflak 5 months ago
I scheduled my knee replacement just before Christmas. I was released on Christmas morning. The thinking was, “He’s doing well. We can keep him here with the skeleton staff or send him home with his nurse wife.”
Here is wishing well to anyone in the hospital, jail or on the street this time of year.
rshive 5 months ago
And we’ll help to lash you to the truck.
Norris66 5 months ago
But Visiting Nurse services and Meals on Wheels will be in next week. Good Luck with that!
DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago
Insurance ran out.
pepper zeppelins 5 months ago
Since you’re already wrapped, you’ll be parked under the tree. Enjoy the lights!
Zebrastripes 5 months ago
Be-guazed I’m wrapped so tightly, any suggestion how I do that?
Alberta Oil Premium Member 5 months ago
Cool outfit but only if a catheter is included.
pepper zeppelins 5 months ago
“Where were you when I was stumped for a Halloween costume?”
monya_43 5 months ago
Can’t tell if he is happy about that news. Probably not . . .
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 5 months ago
“You might have to limit your activity a bit though.”
wildlandwaters 5 months ago
Um…gee…thanks, doc…
cuzinron47 5 months ago
You might want to take an Uber.
mindjob 5 months ago
He’ll be on the next flight to Egypt
vacman 5 months ago
And do what exactly?