The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 14, 2023

“eat, they told me ba rum ba bum bum, then get the runs…”

Bet it’s kosher.

One order of golden nuggets,

one order of frankenfurters.

and one order of wings with myrrhstard.

Drummies: chicken drumsticks

What do you peasants do with the rest of these crippled birds?

One time there were four sauces.

♪♫ Con mi burrito sabanero, voy camino de Belén

Con mi burrito sabanero, voy camino de Belén

Si me ven, si me ven

Voy camino de Belén

Si me ven, si me ven

Voy camino de Belén ♪♫

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♪♫ Tuki tuki tuki tuki

Tuki tuki tuki ta

Apúrate, mi burrito

Que ya vamos a llegar ♪♫

Are the other Weissman with him? Are they going to just eat this themselves? Or are they going to bring it to the mother of the newborn King and share it with them?

Don’t forget the “Jesus that’s HOT!” wings

as long as the drink isn´t Golden Rain!

Sorry.

Well, 365 new comics a year. They can’t all be funny, Scott. Good effort, though.

He’d get my business.

Oh boy, it a Three Wise Men party … and they all love pork.

I’m glad he didn’t go to the Wisenheimers by mistake!

You’re gonna need something to wash it down…did you Melchior cow?

German Jewish, not Persian?

He’s got legs… and he knows how to eat them…

Holy crap! !

after they finish their takeout they’ll be legless…