Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 04, 2023

Just wait until you’re a father!

Been there, done that.

It builds character…

The time of year when Dad’s can vent officially.

I like it! Where can I get one?

Dad’s Greatest Quips…

The only thing my dad told me was never get your hopes up

My Dad would say “Be alert. We need more lerts”. So, what is inside the calendar? Chocolate, or alcohol?

Mine was always… “Have you lost your mind!?”

Don’t hold your breath.

Needs to add: You weren’t raised by wolves, you know.

I hope Dave Whamond had that idea copyrighted or someone else is making money off of it next year.

LMAO!

Shut the da-mned lights and clean your room!

You’ll understand when you’re older.

That’s not going anywhere!

Go play in the street, maybe you will get run over!

Hold my beer and stand back.

Very funny (and true!)

This will hurt me more than it will hurt you (what a load of bovine waste material……)

My favorite dadvent was “There’s just so many ‘clicks’ in a ballpoint pen” …!

( words to live by )

“What were you thinking!?”

Great idea! These would sell!

A great Advent Calendar to giver your dad or any man in your life is one you can easily make yourself. Just get a 24 pack of his favourite beer and wrap it up with some festive paper. Randomly mark paper that’s over the cans 1 through 24. Then he can have his own advent calendar and have a beer everyday from it.

My daughter bought her adult kids the Lego version….

Accurate, especially “I’m not asking, I’m telling”, haha!!