To go sit on a shelf.
Is he good?
take my niece… PLEASE!!!!
A Santa suit would become something that happens after he is accused of being a heightist.
If the oompa loompas are ever displaced they know where to go.
Good to know. I wasn’t aware that Satan interviewed Elvis!
Sorry, sorry, sorry! “Santa” interviewed “elves”…!
Stupid Autocorrect!
Bleeb would qualify. Hi, Bleeb!
If I squat down or walk on my knees would I qualify?
Cute!
I think Santa has some insecurity about his height
Santa hires true elves to make his toys. Everything in the toy shop is designed for little elves. It’s just practical.
Anywhere gnome Alaska?
My temper used to be that short, does that count?
When elves grow too tall for the short shift, Santa gives them the short shrift.
I get so tired of discrimination of tall people! No NBA players need to apply for this job!
Almost….
Do you have to have pointed ears to qualify?
The height of workplace discrimination!
Ha! And no big promotions for you.
Qualified!
I might be eligible. What kind of benefits does it offer? Tall people – Bah – Humbug!!
Santa, your pipe is on fire.
Ha! You sleigh me!
Santa’s set a low bar to measure up to.
Must have a bad union to allow that discrimination.
When they leave the workshop, Santa announces:" Elves have left the building."
Blatant discrimination. Blatant. Call the EEOC.
August 21, 2015
Ubintold 6 months ago
To go sit on a shelf.
enigmamz 6 months ago
Is he good?
seanfear 6 months ago
take my niece… PLEASE!!!!
phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago
A Santa suit would become something that happens after he is accused of being a heightist.
The Orange Mailman 6 months ago
If the oompa loompas are ever displaced they know where to go.
Dobie Premium Member 6 months ago
Good to know. I wasn’t aware that Satan interviewed Elvis!
Sorry, sorry, sorry! “Santa” interviewed “elves”…!
Stupid Autocorrect!
scpandich 6 months ago
Bleeb would qualify. Hi, Bleeb!
geese28 6 months ago
If I squat down or walk on my knees would I qualify?
DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago
Cute!
DM2860 6 months ago
I think Santa has some insecurity about his height
CrimsonOne18 6 months ago
Santa hires true elves to make his toys. Everything in the toy shop is designed for little elves. It’s just practical.
Jeffin Premium Member 6 months ago
Anywhere gnome Alaska?
wirepunchr 6 months ago
My temper used to be that short, does that count?
walstib Premium Member 6 months ago
When elves grow too tall for the short shift, Santa gives them the short shrift.
jbduncan 6 months ago
I get so tired of discrimination of tall people! No NBA players need to apply for this job!
Zebrastripes 6 months ago
Almost….
Doug K 6 months ago
Do you have to have pointed ears to qualify?
davewhamond creator 6 months ago
The height of workplace discrimination!
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
Ha! And no big promotions for you.
ericlscott creator 6 months ago
Qualified!
Rose Madder Premium Member 6 months ago
I might be eligible. What kind of benefits does it offer? Tall people – Bah – Humbug!!
cuzinron47 6 months ago
Santa, your pipe is on fire.
eb110americana 6 months ago
Ha! You sleigh me!
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 6 months ago
Santa’s set a low bar to measure up to.
mistercatworks 6 months ago
Must have a bad union to allow that discrimination.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
When they leave the workshop, Santa announces:" Elves have left the building."
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 6 months ago
Blatant discrimination. Blatant. Call the EEOC.