Dude, you landed on D-Day in 1944. In strip time, you’re canonically about 107 years old. Oh, crimeny, it’s another of TB’s pointless time skips, right? 40 years vanished without a thought, never to be remembered by the writer again.
“Thanks for the information, Ed. It’s not as if I looked at your profile, or anything. Say, let me see if I have any 18-gauge needles lying around anywhere…”
The only card they’re looking at is your Medicare card, Crankshaft. And that’s because they know you wouldn’t be here if someone else wasn’t paying for your shot.
Bill Thompson 7 months ago
“No, I mean that when I try to look at you, I develop a case of hysterical blindness!”
Bill Thompson 7 months ago
Funny, I thought the doctor would toe-tag him.
billsplut 7 months ago
Dude, you landed on D-Day in 1944. In strip time, you’re canonically about 107 years old. Oh, crimeny, it’s another of TB’s pointless time skips, right? 40 years vanished without a thought, never to be remembered by the writer again.
J.J. O'Malley 7 months ago
Umm, those aren’t cards, Ed. They’re trying to tie a toe tag on you.
Jim G Premium Member 7 months ago
“Thanks for the information, Ed. It’s not as if I looked at your profile, or anything. Say, let me see if I have any 18-gauge needles lying around anywhere…”
Kitty Queen 7 months ago
I love it. My dad had a good sense of humor too.
nosirrom 7 months ago
I may look old, but I am.
French Persons Premium Member 7 months ago
“Hey Doc, have you ever heard of Lisa’s Story? Because you look a lot like Lisa!”
phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago
The only card they’re looking at is your Medicare card, Crankshaft. And that’s because they know you wouldn’t be here if someone else wasn’t paying for your shot.
csroberto2854 7 months ago
(the doctor gives Crankshaft the shot and Crankshaft keels over dead)
rockyridge1977 7 months ago
Thanks for the reminder, Crank……..they did look at your card, remember????
bookworm0812 7 months ago
I didn’t know there were stronger flu shots.
lemonbaskt 7 months ago
the guy who runs the newspaper may have dementia he couldnt decide which arm to get the shot
MuddyUSA Premium Member 7 months ago
Cranky gets carded at the doc’s office….the credit card!
gammaguy 7 months ago
“I get carded at the doctor’s office all the time.”
That’s not what they mean by an electrocardiogram.
ArcticFox Premium Member 7 months ago
If vanity was fatal, Ed would be long dead.
Mopman 7 months ago
A little late to be asking for the stronger dose, as she is already injecting him.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 7 months ago
Stevie Wonder never knew by looking at him either
ToneeRhianRose about 1 month ago
Haha! (^▽^)