I almost thought once that I’d developed a red dye allergy. I’d had red velvet cake and later puked red bile. Guess it was just too much sweet stuff mixed with my medication.
In 25 years I never once got a trick-or-treater. I live at the bottom of a long steep hill at the end of a long wooded road with no lights. This year if a kid comes I have a Johnsonville version of a Slim Jim, a single Hi-Chew candy (dragon fruit flavored), a bag of unopened licorice flavored hard candies, unopened packs of mint gum, and microwave popcorn
Welcome to Halloween 2023. But I do understand families with kids who have allergies that this is a challenging time of year. Hope you all had a good evening.
pearlsbs about 1 year ago
It is true that dogs shouldn’t eat chocolate. It is toxic to them.
momofalex7 about 1 year ago
Why even bother going Trick or Treating?
mischugenah about 1 year ago
We keep small toys and sheets of stickers on hand for the kids that have allergies or diabetes. Why shouldn’t they get to have fun as well?
Doug K about 1 year ago
“This is what I have for you to choose from.
… I’m sorry I am unable to meet your needs."
Imagine about 1 year ago
Popcorn. Or rice wafers.
CaveCat87 about 1 year ago
Picky, picky, picky
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
Happy Halloween, 21st Century style, where nothing seems to be good for you.
The Orange Mailman about 1 year ago
This joke has been done several times this year in the funnies.
bookworm0812 about 1 year ago
I almost thought once that I’d developed a red dye allergy. I’d had red velvet cake and later puked red bile. Guess it was just too much sweet stuff mixed with my medication.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 1 year ago
I’m allergic to garlic.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Go away Little Dog, ya bother me.
oish about 1 year ago
In 25 years I never once got a trick-or-treater. I live at the bottom of a long steep hill at the end of a long wooded road with no lights. This year if a kid comes I have a Johnsonville version of a Slim Jim, a single Hi-Chew candy (dragon fruit flavored), a bag of unopened licorice flavored hard candies, unopened packs of mint gum, and microwave popcorn
I Mad Am I about 1 year ago
Person crying being consoled.
Console: Why are you crying?
Cry: I’m allergic.
Console: What are you allergic to?
Cry (crying harder): Everything.
gammaguy about 1 year ago
“Pure sugar is the only acceptable treat.”
Aladar30 Premium Member about 1 year ago
But he has a great costume.
T... about 1 year ago
Check out October 29, 2023 GoComics “Close To Home” comic…
eddi-TBH about 1 year ago
I’m only allergic to fresh vegetables and fruits.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 1 year ago
Welcome to Halloween 2023. But I do understand families with kids who have allergies that this is a challenging time of year. Hope you all had a good evening.
timothy6522 12 months ago
2023
ToneeRhianRose 7 months ago
Haha! (^▽^)