What would Mike and CNN do without Trump? I wish they would give Biden equal time because there is a treasure trove of material available. The fact that we are probably headed to a rematch of 2020 is an outrage because neither is even remotely fit for a second term.
A real treat would be a day without worrying about a faction trying to undermine our democratic republic and turn it into an autocracy led by a criminal con artist.
I now mute the TV should he show up. Ugly both inside and out with a whiny voice. Who wants a petulant failed president who is also an incompetent traitor with 4 indictments and 91 charges (at least) hanging over his orange head. A convicted sexual abuser… indeed the judge agreed that he raped E Jean Carroll. A ‘ruined’ so-called businessman who no longer has businesses to run in New York state.
Rubes, dupes, suckers, marks, chumps, saps love him. He surely picked the right party.
Rump gives the same old campaign speach to even the smallest audience. Kids, stay away from the scary old orange man of Mar-A-Lardo. He’ll steal your treats and your UNICEF money.
“Look at this! Look at this! Israel at War! They’ve pushed me off the front pages! Dämn the Jews!!”
“Uh, sir, it wasn’t the Jews who ….”
“Are you giving me grief, Hernandez? Are you? You’re fired! Get out of here! Ivanka, baby, they’re being mean to Daddy again. Come here and hold my gland I mean hand.”
Good morning Mike, great toon, always funny! Have you heard the latest add by the repubs, as usual nothing but lies about our great President Joe Biden and the wonderful things he has done for the American People and as usual not a word about what they are going to do for America and its citizens. They are always ready with and B S.
Here’s a bunch of reasons to NOT vote for Biden…The average payment on a new house is at a record $2,750.00. The average home is now renting for a record $1,900.00 a month. The average new car payment is now at a record $733.00 a month. The average used car payment is now at a record $530.00 a month. The average gallon of gas is now nearing $4.00 gallon again. The average household credit card balance is now at a record $7,300.00The average household will have $0 of excess savings by the end of the quarter. If you see a democrat, you can thank them for this. Independents see this and will vote accordingly.
sevaar777 8 months ago
You’ve been tricked, he’s no treat.
byamrcn 8 months ago
I’ll bet he gives the trick-or-treaters classified documents
phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago
He’ll give them each a handful of candy. And with his hands, that’s about one piece of Starburst candy.
Old recluse 8 months ago
What would Mike and CNN do without Trump? I wish they would give Biden equal time because there is a treasure trove of material available. The fact that we are probably headed to a rematch of 2020 is an outrage because neither is even remotely fit for a second term.
Havel 8 months ago
“But, I was hoping for hamberder.”
The Nodding Head 8 months ago
At this door, it isn’t the candy that’s poison.
wildthing 8 months ago
Odd how when we make up a fake case we have overwhelming evidence. And yes, he’d steal the children’s candy.
We has seen the enemy 8 months ago
Nice artwork today.
Tonto & Redd Panda 8 months ago
These days, trump looks like Freddy Krueger’s fat uncle.
Coopersdad 8 months ago
They need to turn and run……he can’t be trusted!!!
oldchas 8 months ago
Throw some eggs at him and wrap TP around Maga-Lardo.
mourdac Premium Member 8 months ago
He’d be taking candy from the trick-or-treaters, not giving it out.
superposition 8 months ago
A real treat would be a day without worrying about a faction trying to undermine our democratic republic and turn it into an autocracy led by a criminal con artist.
librarylady59 8 months ago
I now mute the TV should he show up. Ugly both inside and out with a whiny voice. Who wants a petulant failed president who is also an incompetent traitor with 4 indictments and 91 charges (at least) hanging over his orange head. A convicted sexual abuser… indeed the judge agreed that he raped E Jean Carroll. A ‘ruined’ so-called businessman who no longer has businesses to run in New York state.
Rubes, dupes, suckers, marks, chumps, saps love him. He surely picked the right party.
Ally2005 8 months ago
Rump gives the same old campaign speach to even the smallest audience. Kids, stay away from the scary old orange man of Mar-A-Lardo. He’ll steal your treats and your UNICEF money.
Radish the wordsmith 8 months ago
The republican’s dick head.
Mark DeMist Premium Member 8 months ago
Like there’d be any candy left.
piper_gilbert 8 months ago
It’s the Great Pumpkin.
Raging Moderate 8 months ago
Sombody “rang his bell” a long time ago.
willie_mctell 8 months ago
He doesn’t give candy. He takes it directly from the bags.
scote1379 Premium Member 8 months ago
Lousy trick that !
Thomas Elliot Premium Member 8 months ago
He would also take their candy.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 8 months ago
“Look at this! Look at this! Israel at War! They’ve pushed me off the front pages! Dämn the Jews!!”
“Uh, sir, it wasn’t the Jews who ….”
“Are you giving me grief, Hernandez? Are you? You’re fired! Get out of here! Ivanka, baby, they’re being mean to Daddy again. Come here and hold my gland I mean hand.”
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 8 months ago
Which side of the door is wearing the costume?
theoldidahofox 8 months ago
It ought to be illegal to make a Halloween mask that scary.
fitzmagnus 8 months ago
He couldn’t listen to himself anymore, shouting the same bollocks three times a day at the courthouse
happyinvenice23 8 months ago
Good morning Mike, great toon, always funny! Have you heard the latest add by the repubs, as usual nothing but lies about our great President Joe Biden and the wonderful things he has done for the American People and as usual not a word about what they are going to do for America and its citizens. They are always ready with and B S.
streuny81@aol.com 8 months ago
The orange fat man gets his candy from his naïve maga fools.
mkvinc Premium Member 8 months ago
This is a good drawing of Trump.
FJB Premium Member 8 months ago
Here’s a bunch of reasons to NOT vote for Biden…The average payment on a new house is at a record $2,750.00. The average home is now renting for a record $1,900.00 a month. The average new car payment is now at a record $733.00 a month. The average used car payment is now at a record $530.00 a month. The average gallon of gas is now nearing $4.00 gallon again. The average household credit card balance is now at a record $7,300.00The average household will have $0 of excess savings by the end of the quarter. If you see a democrat, you can thank them for this. Independents see this and will vote accordingly.
Old recluse 8 months ago
I guess the two cartoons since this one that appeared in the AJC were too outrageous for GoComics or they were not worth the royalties!
William Bednar Premium Member 8 months ago
If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to have Bernie Madoff as POTUS. Here he is…
Jeffin Premium Member 8 months ago
Florida children don’t have enough problems already??
fitzmagnus 7 months ago
the neighbors never even got a vote about him defiling the neighborhood