Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 10, 2023

Lethal little thing, ain’t it?

Eh, walk it off.

2 aspirins every 4 hours, if the pain persists.

This has the makings of a good horror movie: Attack of the Giant Peeps

Not a peep.

First there was a famous killer rabbit now a killer chicken?

Any relation to guard duck?

I saw that, or something like it, coming.

“It’s only a flesh wound.”

Don’t complain. You have another arm

Oy! Fast little %#&$*

There is a tiny bit of truth here: Chickens will eat anything, including other chickens and will kill for no apparent reason.

Little Guard Ducks brother.

Rhode Island red crossed with a piranha-keet.

A hybrid crossed with a piranha it would seem…..

Kind of like Guard Duck.

Yeah, ’e’s ’armless…

Chickens are mostly T Rex DNA.

I had a Plymouth rock with that attitude

Want one, Gary? It’s gonna cost you an arm and a leg!

Evidently more effective than a guard duck.

I swear, he means you no arm!!

What a chick!

Don’t worry about Gary, though. He has amazing healing properties….