Close to Home by John McPherson for October 03, 2023

No thanks. I’ll hold it!

Wasn’t she a linebacker for the Packers?

It’s ashes time again.

biggest airplane bathroom ever!

The attendant looks like she’s just finished a stretch in the Julia Tutwiler Prison for Women.

Where would they find ROOM in an airline bathroom for that?

The last time I flew, the first hop was on a nasty, pencil-shaped turboprop plane. The flight attendant gave her spiel and said: “To my left is the world’s smallest restroom.” No kidding. I had to use it, and when you try to stand, your face hits the door. Let alone trying to pull up pants. As I stepped out, I saw that the next fellow waiting was a good 8" taller than me. I said: “Good luck.”

Sex change gone bad?

There’s barely enough room for one person let alone 2???!!! NO THANKS!

No chance of that happening. Those things aren’t big enough for one, let alone two.

At least there is no cameras.

Who needs a bathroom now? She needs a shower.

… and she just had the Phoenix Airways in-flight burrito!

Since it’s a 2017 rerun, here’s a dish from Granny Clampett’s Cookbook.

Goat Tripe and Dandelion Greens

Hoo-weee! Break out the fancy pot-passers, we’s eatin’ at the fancy eatin’ table tonight!

fun fact. you can actually eat dandelions

I never liked “restroom attendants” anywhere, anyway. I’m sorry, but I’m not going to tip someone for handing me a towel that I’m perfectly capable of getting myself just like I do in other public restrooms or at home.

I wouldn’t be happy being in the same tiny bathroom working too. :p

A little something, they picked up from ConAir, I assume.

Looks like they tripled the size of the restroom!

On a recent trans-Atlantic flight I would have to say that the restrooms were adequate, although a tad tight. Biggest problems are the dudes that pee all over the place and don’t clean up after themselves.

Probably trying to reduce the legend of the mile high club.

I never fly Phoenix, I prefer Tupelo airlines. The seats are wider.

AND, for a ‘bonus’, it’s a TRANS attendant!

yikes!

The attendant shouldn’t look so angry! Clearly, that’s the problem. Right?

Reminds me of my 2nd grade teacher

World’s largest airplane restroom.

Caitlyn Jenner??????? :)

Ha! In their ongoing attempt to make air travel even more uncomfortable….

That’s good because they need to fill up some of that extra space they have in those airline bathrooms.

At least they have roomier toilets, but they sure didn’t hire the right person for the job. That’s affirmative actions for you.

Another major goof is those doors that open to the outside.

Bravo John, that’s absolutely disgusting…

She could scare the pooh out of most passengers.

OK, this image is scary on SO many levels.

That must be a first class toilet.

I’ve never used a plane restroom before. Hopefully this thing never comes to fruition XD