Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 05, 2023

The real question is what have you been doing to your cactus?

WTH is with those shoes..  or hooves?

That cactus has had enough of her needling it.

You could put an eye out with that thing!

Ow, ouch!!!

“Nooooo?!”

(Pretty cactus by the way)

Blanche got the point. Right on the nose.

Updated the defence system to a sting operation……..

The Wizard should know that using (messing with) anything that is hers in his experiments will almost surely have some negative results or side effects that will come back to hurt himself.

Who else could it be?

That wasn’t Wiz, that was his friend Treebeard!

Was that Wiz in his “first life”`!!!!

Someone’s sleeping with Henry tonight.

No, you just didn’t know that your cactus was a cholla, known as the “jumping cactus”. They are known for their barbed spines that tenaciously attach to skin, fur, and clothing by just the slightest of touches.

Because your cactus is so mess withable Why get a cactus in the first place when touching one can be a real pain in the butt?

Could put a person’s eye out!

Ouch -

It’s a Cactuar!

It looks more like you’ve been messing with your cactus. Naughty, naughty.

Crossed with a porcupine!

SO …… that’s what happened to the “DART” spell …….. :)

The best defensive spines are offensive spines.

Careful Wiz. He!! hath no fury like a woman thorned!

Maybe its a real prickly kind of cactus.

A cactus prick can hurt you.

Maybe it’s just an aggressive breed.

the first ever cactus with first strike capabilities

“No?”

FOOM here too!! WTH????