Clay Jones for September 15, 2023

“Care for a rat!” says Basil.

Super Mario Bros? Great!

I think that Achilles heel is just a made up just like covid and using tape on it is what is causing the problem.

Pizza rat don’t belong in a hospital. Get the h…. out of there.

I have a friend who is a Jets fan. His thoughts in a nutshell: “Tampa Bay gets Brady and wins a Lombardi, the Rams get Stafford and win a Lombardi, the Jets get Rodgers and he can’t even complete one ****ing pass but at least the Giants lost 40-0, I wonder if Zach Wilson will lose enough games so that we can draft Caleb Williams or Drake Maye??” I have to admit that the football franchise known as the Jets appears to be cursed so my answer to him was no, Zach will get you to 5 or 6 wins, just enough so that the Jets will not draft early enough to get a top shelf QB……

Rogers is anti-vax. Which is beyond stupid. So if he’s taking some medical advice from the likes of Rogan, perhaps he should get the rest of his medical treatment from him too.

It ain’t right to kick a guy when he’s down, especially when he’s a Superb Owl winner.

Aaron has his own special way of disagreeing with you, with me, with everyone else, with science, with history…

Get well soon weirdo man. And oh, please stay out of politics.

Top machine: cold, hot, delicate, reverb. Medicines: leeches, Ivermectin, hydroxy…

Do they still shoot Horses ? /s

And, as needed, there’s

Ooh eeh, ooh aah aah

Ting tang wallawalla bingbang

Ooh eeh, ooh aah aah

Ting tang wallawalla bang bang

Also… hydroxychloroquine… Let me check a label on one of my pill bottles.

Well, that’s a relief. My doctor has me taking Hydroxyurea.

At least, I think that’s a relief.

I guess amputation is one way to solve the problem.

Aaron’s at the age when one can throw their back out getting out of bed. He’s not my favorite player nor person but hope he rehabs successfully.

Love the Donkey Kong screen.

Pour sum hydroxychloroquine on it.

Sadly, many do not trust math, science, medicine, etc., but willingly follow destructive advice from crackpots and long-disproven conspiracy theories.

The stats on the clipboard at the end of the bed aren’t very promising.

Toss him on the tip. There’s lots of young guys to take his place.

Well maybe now he can get that job hosting Jeopardy!.

As a member of the Pack, I’m glad we’re shed of this nut job prima donna

I like the way Clay slammed the doctor, hospital and Joe Rogan

Oh to be the fly on the wall when the surgeon recommends “Achilles Tendon Repair Surgery” and Aaron announces he will drink buckets of ivermectin to magically stitch it! Thank you very much sir.

Is the best treatment for a torn Achilles a tourniquet around the neck?

Easy to see Republicans appoint him to take the reins in creating their next national healthcare plan.

Hey Aaron, just rub some Ivermectin on it.

Love it!

Well . . . it’s a free country . . . I guess . . .

Freedumb!

The gods don’t take kindly to hubris.

Everyone knows that western medicine is a conspiracy involving doctors and pharma.

Did I miss a comment on the washing machine settings on the heart monitor? I think Aaron is on constant “spin” cycle and at his current age “delicate” checks out as well.

This toon is three blank boxes except for the cation “Coming soon”. So what is everyone commenting on?

I thought it was my browser, but it is the same image in Firefox, Edge, Chrome and Brave.