Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 27, 2023

My wife and I rat each other out all the time. There’s not much else to talk about at our age.

Combined IQ of 90

Wife got me an Apple watch. It tells time and watches me!

Own a keyless ignition vehicle for a couple years now and occasionally I still find myself sitting in the driver’s seat with key in hand.

It was all working out until the remotes started blackmailing them.

I’ve tried unlocking the front door and the garage door quite a few times with the car key fob. It hasn’t worked for me yet, either. (The fob is on the same key chain as the house/garage key.)

Why is it called a fob? I can’t say fob without laughing just a little bit, so I call it a remote.

Sometimes I try to read a real book by scrolling the pages.

Real life, LOL!

Domestic Mutually Assured Destruction.

It would be neat if TV remotes would make phone calls…

Makes me glad I don’t drive any more.

A couple of times I’ve caught myself trying to scroll up with a paper book.

I’ve actually caught myself trying to unlock the house with the car fob. And I’ve never even had keyless locks for the house.

Just a case of too many devices and too little concentration, nobody is perfect.

“You know you’ve had too much to drink when you’re trying to open the door with a cigarette because you’ve smoked your key.” — Johnny Carson (RIP)

The Middleton’s offering for today has a perspective regarding this.

I know I’m tired when I try to unlock my front door with my car remote.

Along coasts it means forgot on beach &/or found on beach. Other locations forgot on box, breezeway, banister, bed.< smile >