When I was 11 I had a bad asthma attack and my inhaler wasn’t stopping it. I called my mom at work. I heard her manager in the background saying she would be fire if she left. (This was in ‘81, so no real rights.) I told her I was feeling better. When she came home I was unconscious. I woke up in the ER. I was hospitalized for 8 days. The d*ck told her to give me a couple of aspirin and a swift kick in the azz and I would feel better. I honestly don’t remember what happened with that job, but I know she worked at 3 different restaurants while we lived there. I’m guessing one was because she quit.
The ones that recycle an old pop tune as an advertising jingle, show laughing, happy people enjoying life, and have a voice in the background rapidly reciting all the possible side effects.
oldpine52 8 months ago
forget the aspirin, Blanch, just dunk your head in a five gallon bucket three times and pull it out twice.
ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago
…or the ones from the guy selling them down on the street corner?
Yakety Sax 8 months ago
Take two baby aspirin…../s
Farside99 8 months ago
She’s been listening to too many shills!
jasonsnakelover 8 months ago
But do you know?
Calvinist1966 8 months ago
I would trust the 9 out of 10 doctors or the ten leading laboratories before the government panel or the universities.
The Orange Mailman 8 months ago
Doc, there’s a pill for that.
felinefan55 Premium Member 8 months ago
When I was 11 I had a bad asthma attack and my inhaler wasn’t stopping it. I called my mom at work. I heard her manager in the background saying she would be fire if she left. (This was in ‘81, so no real rights.) I told her I was feeling better. When she came home I was unconscious. I woke up in the ER. I was hospitalized for 8 days. The d*ck told her to give me a couple of aspirin and a swift kick in the azz and I would feel better. I honestly don’t remember what happened with that job, but I know she worked at 3 different restaurants while we lived there. I’m guessing one was because she quit.
oakie817 8 months ago
well, take two aspirin….
Diat60 8 months ago
And, don’t forget to read all the warnings and counter-indications and the rest of the small print.,
Kaputnik 8 months ago
The ones that recycle an old pop tune as an advertising jingle, show laughing, happy people enjoying life, and have a voice in the background rapidly reciting all the possible side effects.
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
I bet you’re sorry you gave her advice…
Saddenedby Premium Member 8 months ago
I always heard it was take two shots and call me IF that doesn’t work. never knew if the Doc meant lead or morphine.
Troglodyte 8 months ago
Take an aspirin, Doc…but which one?!
Bill D. Kat Premium Member 8 months ago
Old Joke:Doc tells patient to take one pill with a glass of water after a hot bath every night.
A week later Doc calls patient and asks if he has been taking his medicine.
Patient replies: “No, I can never finish drinking the hot bath”.
joannesshadow 8 months ago
Excedrin headache?
Angry Indeed 8 months ago
The first and last panel show Blanch sitting on a stool giving her the effect of having extra legs. Could she be the ugliest centaur ever?
brklnbern 8 months ago
Can identify with the doc. Back when TV had endless headache relief commercials.